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Brett's Titanic Error (MST3KU 86)

Brett has screwed up. He has tried to use Neal Rauhauser's theory of lawfare against the wrong people. He's finding that some media organizations are willing to go to the mat for the First Amendment, that there are dedicated lawyers willing to work pro bono to defend the First Amendment, and that some bloggers are willing to engage him as pro se litigants at low cost. Lawfare works in some cases because in some case the process becomes the punishment. Brett is seeing that turned back on him.

MST3KU86

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Hitler Finds Out About Twitter

About 6_1
About 6_2

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Karma is a Bitch

Karma02

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Moving Up (MST3KU 85)

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It's Billogical!

Retaliation

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Mr. Bill Channels Oliver Wendell Jones (MST3KU 84)

Mr. Bill is spewing legal claptrap left and right on the Twitterz. Several real lawyers are reading him for the LULZ.

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Busted for Drugs in Texas (MST3KU 83)

Some performers busted for drugs in Texas go on to have successful music careers. We're told that talent helps.

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Mr. Bill Makes Our Day

We did our Dirty Hogie panel as part of a send up of Brett's hoplophobia several months ago. Now, Mr. Bill is catching up.

Imitation

Has Mr. Bill ever had a idea that was good and original at the same time?



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Another Bogus Twitter Suspension

youcantwin

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An Anti-SLAPP Motion

Aaron Walker filed a motion to dismiss Brett's latest LOLsuit in state court based on Maryland's Anti-SLAPP law. (SLAPP stands for Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation.) SLAPP laws are aimed at protecting First Amendment rights against the the kind of shutuppery lawfare that Brett has been engaging in.

Brett didn't bother to oppose Walker's motion, so now Walker has asked for a hearing on his unopposed motion to dismiss.

SLAPP

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Is Mr. Bill Panicking?

If he isn't, he should be.

panicky bill

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Another Stupid Lie

Stupid Lie copy

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Ho, Hum. Another Threat.

PR Flack

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Lies?

Lies

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Bad Timing, Marvin

Marvin showed up early one afternoon in September, 1978. The earth-shattering didn't come until later that evening.

Too Early

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Talking to Himself

NoFollowers

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As You Sow, So Shall You Reap

Karma01
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Brett's Bad Chemistry

Some of Brett's convictions were the results of unfortunate interactions with certain chemicals.

His perjury conviction came about from lies he told to a grand jury about his dealing LSD, and 50 years of his 51+ year aggregated sentence (which expires in 2030) came from his use of Tovex in his time bombs.

Chemistry

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Karma is a Bitch

Mr. Bill has spent a decade or more being a jerk on the Interwebz. He's made no real friends and a substantial number of enemies. He has engaged in harassment and cyberstalking. He has engaged in defamation. He has filed false and malicious lawsuits. And now, he is upset because some of the few people who still follow his antics on the Twitterz and his blog du jour are giving him a weak dose of his own medicine.

We don't necessarily approve of everything that Mr. Bill's critics have done to give him back a little of what they've received, but we can say that we haven't seen much go by that Mr. Bill didn't deserve.

Like most other bullies, Mr. Bill is a cry baby when confronted, and his cry boils down to: "No fair. You hit me back."

Yes, Mr. Bill has been hit back. A little bit. Weakly. It would be wise for him to break off before someone decides to follow the advice about hitting back twice as hard.

It would be wise, but stupid is as stupid does.

Unintentionally Blank

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The Price is NOT Right

Reasonable

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Jailhouse Schlock (MST3KU 82)

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Officious Notice

C&D

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A Comparison

An emailer remarked that Mr. Bill reminded him of the Vogons.

Upon consulting The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, we find that Vogons are described as “one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy—not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous", and having "as much sex appeal as a road accident" as well as being the authors of "the third worst poetry in the universe". They are employed as the galactic government's bureaucrats.

We can see his point, but there are some differences.

Comparison

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He Who Must Not Be Named (MST3KU 81)

Brett was "He Who Must Not Be Named" for a few weeks in 2012 after he got a Montgomery County District Court judge to make an unconstitutional gag order part of a peace order against Aaron Walker. First, the gag order, and then, the whole peace order were overturned on appeal to the Circuit Court.

With his over-the-top cease and desist missive, if looks like Mr. Bill wants to follow in his "excellent friend's" footsteps.

MST3KU81

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Brett's Briefs

We read the copy of Brett's brief that he filed with the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals. We also went to the court's website and read the instructions on how to file the sort of brief the court ordered him to file.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Brett's Briefs

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Is Mr. Bill Overconfident ...

… or just plain stupid?

No We Don't

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Brand Loyalty Explained? (MST3KU 80)

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Thin Skinned Mr. Bill

Not Him

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Brett's Reputation is Badenov (MST3KU 79)

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Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Heart of Mr. Bill?

Mr. Bill tried to follow along with W. J. J. Hoge's spin-offs of old time radio shows (Blogsmoke; Blognet; and Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign) with a take off on The Shadow called The Poop Flake. (Mr. Bill also had a Twitter account about the same time called Poop Flaked Beard. It's always the butt stuff with him.) The Poop Flake lasted for one episode. Johnny Atsign and the others are still going strong after over a year.

The Poop Flake

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On the Outside Looking In

It could be that Ankle Biter Willie isn't fully trusted …

Willie Haz Sad

… or it could be he isn't paper trained.

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Truth Is Not Mr. Bill's Friend

Sunlight

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Stupid Email Tricks

Transparency

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Oh, So That's What's Going On!

AllPurposeExplanantion

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Ace "Crime" Reporting

It's interesting how quickly Bunny Boy got a story posted at Breitbart Unmasked about the obviously false criminal charges against Hoge and Walker. And how was Mr. Bill able to publish the text of the complaint so soon after it was filed? (He's taken it down, but not before it was archived.)

WWMrBD

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Malicious Prosecution

Twice as Hard

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Mr. Bill's Fetish

Fetish

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MST3KU 78

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This Passes for News in Some Quarters

Roswell

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Elephant Hunting

Mr. Bill shouldn't worry. It was an elephant not The Blob.

G & G

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The Saturday Afternoon Opera (MST3KU 77)

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Meanwhile, Back at the Brettbunker ...

So Brett wan't able to represent his daughter at the peace order trial against W. J. J. Hoge last Thursday. He continues to bat 1000 at losing.

Peace Order Loss

It's almost enough to make us wonder why Brett keeps sticking to a losing strategy.

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A Zombie Asks a Question

Inquiring Minds

Funny you should ask. We have heard that the topic came up at all. Perhaps, Mr. Bill knows.

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Mr. Bill and Mongo (MST3KU 76)

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The Downfall of Lawfare?

About No 5_1
About No 5_2

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Meep! Meep! (MST3KU 75)

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Breitbart Unmasked Smear Campaign Fails

Matt Osborne's articles falsely accusing W. J. J. Hoge of stalking that were published over at Breitbart Unmasked have turned out to have no basis in fact. When Brett failed in District Court with his bogus peace order petition against Hoge, Bunny Boy doubled down on his claims. We now hear that the Circuit Court ruled in Hoge's favor during the appeal trial.

Shill

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The Real Mind Behind Acme (MST3KU 74)

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Derp Brain (MST3KU 73)

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Batting 1000 at Failure (MST3KU 72)

Two peace orders against Aaron Walker. A peace order against John Norton. The LOLsuit against Walker, Hoge, McCain, Ali, and the Original Kimberlin Unmasked. The racketeering against two dozen defendants. The rip off suit against Home Depot.

Every single one was a loser for Brett, and he still keeps filing 'em.

MST3KU72

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Keeping Mr. Bill on His Toes (MST3KU 71)

MST3KU71

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Acme v. Reality

Acme v Reality

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The Incredible Shrinking Brett (MST3KU 70)

As Brett becomes more well known and as he continues to lose court case after court case, perhaps it's time of a career change.

MST3KU70

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All Is Proceeding ...

The Long Game
The Longer Game

… to the ram battering through the wall.

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Alinksy Meet McCain

Rule 5 Girl Says

Both Saul Alinsky and Stacy McCain have famous Rule 5s.

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Let's Look at the Record

LookAtTheRecord

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We Control the Audio Too ...

Google Willie

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Ankle Biter Willie's Legal Credentials

Credentials

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Team Kimberlin Makes Plans

Planning Manual

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Good News/Bad News (MST3KU 69)

We see that Ankle Biter Willie has come out from under his rock to make snarky comments over at Hogewash. That's the bad news. The good news is that when he's doing his commenting, it keeps him away from his synthesizer.

MST3KU69
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Mr. Bill's Big "Win"

About No 4_1
About No 4_2

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Another Oldie

Mr. Bill acts as if he is in a position of overwhelming advantage, just like he did in 2013 …

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BTW, this is another set of panels ripped off from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked.

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Déjà Vu

It seems like a good time to recycle this golden oldie from the original Kimberlin Unmasked with just a bit of updating …

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Ex Parte Follies

In Writing

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Failed Exhibitionism

Failed Exhibitionism

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More Acme Law

More Acme Law

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No Connection?

One of the things Brett has sued so many people over is his being dropped from a State Department program because of truthful report about his being the Speedway Bomber. It's as if he thinks it was unreasonable for the State Department to be concerned about the optics of a convicted serial bomber training "activists" from the Middle East.

No Connection

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The Real Scorecard

Mr. Bill's idea of "winning" reminds us of Charlie Sheen. He fantasizes about having often "beaten" W. J. J. Hoge in court. While the State of Maryland hasn't done all that well with criminal charges, Hoge is batting someplace around 0.750 on civil cases against Mr. Bill.

The Real Scorecard

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Go Figure

Go Figure

Of course, Brett does have the resources of his "charities" …

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Unsurprising Nonadmissions

Nonadmissions

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Copyright Nonsense

Copyright Nonsense_1
Copyright Nonsense_2

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Is Mr. Bill Blue? (MST3KU 68)

Mr. Bill may have the blues, but he has much less effect than a Blue Meanie, and he certainly lacks Glovie's punch.

MST3KU68

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Making All His Nowhere Plans ... (MST3KU 67)

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Another Day in Court for Mr. Bill

Another Day

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Fun at Work?

Working Hours

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Kaboom (MST3KU 66)

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A Common Kitchen Appliance (MST3KU 65)

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