Acme Legal

Oral Argument 09

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Adventures of Acme Legal (78)

Adventures78

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No Fowwarding Address

No Fowarding Address

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Revenge of the Derp

The_Derp_Side

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Judges' Opinions

Judges' View

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Adventures of Acme Legal (77)

Adventures77

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Great Timing, Brett

RICO3 Prepares

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Left Out?

Left Out

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Adventures of Acme Legal (76)

Adventures76

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Whose Lunacy?

Grammar Check

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Hitler Finds Out ... (35)

About 35_1
About 35_2

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More From The Acme People

Acme People Revisited

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MST3KU 189

MST3KU189

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Timely Timing

Timing2

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But Brett is Special

Late Again

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Oral Argument 08

OralArgue08

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Notarized Nonsense

Notary Nonsense

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Right On Top

RightOnIt

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A Bad Week?

BadWeek

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Adventures of Acme Legal (75)

Adventures75

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The Case of the Missing Signature

Signature

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MST3KU 185

MST3KU185

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Adventures of Acme Legal (74)

Adventures74

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No Snow for You

NoSnowDay

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Cross Examination 41

CrossExam41

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Adventures of Acme Legal (73)

Adventures73

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MST3KU 183

MST3KU183

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Acme Reliability

Product Failure

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Does Brett Measure Up? 22

DBMU22

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You Keep Using That Word 13

That Word 13

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 68

Sayings68

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Proceeding 02 ...

Proceeding02

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Proceeding ...

Proceeding

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Adventures of Acme Leagal 72

Adventures72

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Still Staying on Top of the Story?

Staying On Top 2

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Keeping Up?

Trying2KeepUp

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Not Everyone is Doin' the Loco Motions

OralArgue07

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Sanctions

Sanctions

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Tis the Season

Xmas2016a

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CoSA Sez No

CoSA Sez No

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More Poetry

Haiku 10

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Hitler Finds Out ... (34)

About 34_1
About 34_2

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Do the Loco Motions 3

Loco Motions 03

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Point & Counterpoint

PointCounterpoint

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Adventures of Acme Legal (71)

Adventures71

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Oral Arugment 06

OralArgue06

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Adventures of Acme Legal (70)

Adventures70

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Oral Argument 05

OralArgue05

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Adventures of Acme Legal (69)

Adventures69

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Deadlines

PersistenceOfDeadlines

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Oral Argument 04

OralArgue04

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Oral Argument 03

OralArgue03

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Cross Examination 39

CrossExam39

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Adventures of Acme Legal (68)

Adventures68

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The Undiscovered Discovery

LateDiscovery

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Does Brett Measure Up? 21

DBMU21

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Cross Examination 38

CrossExam38

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Adventures of Acme Legal (67)

Adventures67

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MST3KU 178

MST3KU178

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Who's Who—Not

Not Krendler

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Adventures of Acme Legal (66)

Adventures66

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You Keep Using That Word 09

That Word 9

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MST3KU 176

MST3KU176

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MST3KU 175

MST3KU175

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Cross Examinaton 35

CrossExam35

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Cross Examination 34

CrossExam34

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The Joys of Oral Argument 02

OralArgue02

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Murum Aries Attigit, Mr. Bill

Murum Aries Attigit Mr. Bill

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Murum Aries Attigit, Brett

Murum Aries Attigit Brett

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The Joys of Oral Argument 01

OralArgue01

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Court TV

Court TV

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Adventures of Acme Legal (65)

Adventures65

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Adventures of Acme Legal (64)

Adventures64

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Pro Se Dog Speaks for Acme (9)

ProSe Dog Speaks09

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Does Brett Measure Up? No. 19

DBMU19

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Briefing Mr. Bill

Briefs

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MST3KU 171

MST3KU171

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Adventures of Acme Legal (63)

Adventures63

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The Spoliator

Spoliator

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Hitler Finds Out (33)

About 33_1
About 33_2

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Mr. Bill's Scorecard

Litigation Scorecard

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Case Preparation

Sep27Prep01

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Adventures of Acme Legal (62)

Adventures62

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Advendtures of Acme Legal (61)

Adventures61

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Cross Examination 24

CrossExam24

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Cross Examination 23

CrossExam23

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Cross Examination 21/22

CrossExam21
CrossExam22

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Brett Kimberlin, Concern Troll

Concern Troll

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You Keep Using That Word 08

That Word 8

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California Dreaming

Califonia Dreaming

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Adventures of Acme Legal (60)

Adventures60

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Brett and the Supremes

The Supremes

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Baghdad Blog Sez ...

Baghdad Blob Sez

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Travel Plans

Travel Plans

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An Appeal in a Nutshell

Nutshell

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Cross Examaination 20

CrossExam20

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Acme's Briefs

Acme's Briefs

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Show Cause Follies

Show Cause Follies

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The Undiscoveralbe Kimberlin?

The Undiscoverable Kimberlin

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Nutty as a Fruitcake?

Pysch Evals

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Brett Tells the Court

Brett Tells the Court

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Advetures of Acme Legal (59)

Adventures59

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Mr. Bill Takes A Chance

Takes A Chance

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Adventures of Acme Legal (58)

Adventures58

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A Flash of Insight

Insight copy

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Cross Examination 17

CrossExam17

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Derp v. Foresight

Derp v Foresight

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Does Brett Measure Up? 18

DBMU18

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Legal Meets Math

Legal Meets Math

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As Things Proceed ...

Things Proceed

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Adventures of Acme Legal (57)

Adventures57

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C'mon, Pro Se, File Your Loco Motion 2

Loco Motions 02

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CrossExamination 16

CrossExam16

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Full Schmalfeldt

Wisconsin Thunder

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Oops!

Didn't Think

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Hoge Retains Walker

Hoge Retains Walker

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Another Failure

Another Failure

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How's That Lawfare Goin', Brett?

Various Rulings

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Cross Examination 15

CrossExam15

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Planning Travel

Two Williams Travel Plan

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Comparing Notes

Two Williams Comparing Notes

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You Keep Using That Word 07

That Word 7

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Adventures of Acme Legal (56)

Adventures56

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Who's Laughing?

Quiet Laughter
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A BS Motion to Dismiss

BS's MTD

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Haiku No. 8

Haiku 08

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Adventures of Acme Legal (55)

Adventures55

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Hysterics Over Imagined Histrionics

That Word 6

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Kimberlin Fails

Kimberlin Fails

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Slipping or Imploding?

Slipping Support

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Uppence?

Uppence

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Adventures of Acme Legal (54)

Adventures54

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Brett's in a Hurry

ProSe Dog Speaks06

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Different Strokes

Different Approaches

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It's On the Label

Tricksie Labels

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Cross Examination 13

CrossExam13

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Cross Examination 12

CrossExam12

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More About That Court Audio ...



Court Audio 2

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About That Court Audio ...

Court Audio

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Hitler Finds Out ... (29)

About 29_1
About 29_2

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Deadlines and Doom Clocks

Ferguson's Deadline

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Defense Briefs

Briefing

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The Mockery Continues ... 02

The Mockery02

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Adventures of Acme Legal (53)

Adventures53

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The Mockery Continues ...

The Mockery01

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Adventures of Acme Legal (52)

Adventures52

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Hitler Finds Out ... (28)

About 28_1
About 28_2

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A New Strategy?

New Strategy

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Cross Examination 11

CrossExam11

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Cross Examination 10

CrossExam10

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Adventures of Acme Legal (51)

Adventures51

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Adventures of Acme Legal (50)

Adventures50

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LULZ News

Suing_Mitch

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At a Loss for LULZ

Too Silly

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Adventures of Acme Legal (49)

Adventures49

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Special Delivery

Special Delivery

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Adventures of Acme Legal (48)

Adventures48

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The Farce is with Them

Disturbance

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A Not So Special Appeal

Special Appeal

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Comparative Strategies

Comparative Strategies

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Hitler Finds Out ... (26)

About 26_1About 26_2


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Whose False Narratives?

False Narratives

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Maybe If You Win

When You Win

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* Anvil Drop *

MST3KU161

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LOLsuits and Reputation Management

Failing LOLsuits

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RICO 2 Dismissed

RICO2 Dismissed

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Adventures of Acme Legal (47)

Adventures47

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (40)

Sayings40

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Another Rough Week

Another Rough Week

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Sometimes One Does Go to Mordor

New Meme

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Triple Play

Triple Play

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Crickets v. Cockroach

Crickets v Cockroach

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Adventures of Acme Legal (46)

Adventures46

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Adventures of Acme Legal (45)

Adventures45

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Adventures of Acme Legal (44)

Adventures44

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Adventures of Acme Legal (43)

Adventures43

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Hoge Strikes Back

Oh Shit

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Cross Examination 09

CrossExam09

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Wow

Wow

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Adventures of Acme Legal (42)

Adventures42

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How Acme Backs Their Work

Warranty

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Monkey Sez

Monkey Sez

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Neal's Million

Neal's Million

Ich
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Pro Se Dog Speaks for Acme Legal (2)

ProSe Dog Speaks02

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Adventures of Acme Legal (41)

What part of "No" do you not understand?

Adventures41

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Acme Legal Discovery Leaks

Well, we were wrong. We had planned to publish this one when Bunny Boy ran a post based on leaked discovery material from the Kimberlin v. Frey LOLsuit, but it looks like Brett has put quotes from discovery documents in an open court filing as a way to leak material.

Seeing Sealed Discovery

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Mr. Bill Gets It Wrong. Again.

It's been a while since we did an all text post, and it's ironic that this one will be about images. Mr. Bill is claiming that Sarah Palmer sent us a bunch of Billy Sez images to host on our server because it's out of DMCA-harm's-way from predation by Mr. Bill. If he tries to press his luck with that theory, he will find himself in a much worse situation that he is now.

We wish to clearly state that at no time has Sarah Palmer sent us any images or other material to host. Indeed, as near as we can tell, she has never sent us anything.

OK, so how did all those Billy Sez images get on the kimberlinunmask server?

We put them there when it became obvious that Mr. Bill was going to go through with another round of false DMCA notices. We believe that David Edgren was within his rights when he put the Billy Sez images into the public domain. We put a set of images that should be freely available to anyone beyond Mr. Bill's ability to mess with them.

That still leaves the question of how we got them.

We downloaded them from Billy Sez as they were posted last year and placed them on an off-line storage drive. The most recent download date was July 19, 2015, almost six months ago.

Mr. Bill has no proof for the allegations that he is making, and he is making them with a reckless disregard for the truth. We don't think that is a wise thing for him to do, but we are rarely surprised when he does something foolish. Sometimes we're amazed by the level of stupidity, but rarely surprised.

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D.M.C.A—The Acme People

Acme People_1
Acme People_2

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Pro Se Dog Speaks for Acme Legal (1)

ProSe Dog Speaks 01

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Adventures of Acme Legal (40)

Adventures40

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Mr. Bill's Copyrights

Mr. Bill is in the process of learning the hard way about copyrights, res judicata, and messing with David Edgren, Esq., of Wasilla, Alaska.

Bill's Copyrights
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Adventures of Acme Legal (39)

Adventures39

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The Acme Way

The Acme Way

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Another Fine Acme Tactic

Backfire

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Adventures of Acme (38)

Adventures38

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Acme Legal Scholarship

LSAT

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Arguing for the Other Side

Arguing For the Other Side

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Fitting Words

Fitting Words

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Adventures of Acme Legal (37)

Adventures37

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Adventures of Acme Legal (36)

Adventures36


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Hitler Finds Out ... (21)

About 21_1
About 21_2

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Brett's 2015 Lawfare Review

2015Review

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Mixed Movie Metaphors

Afraid

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Such a Deal!

We sincerely doubt that Mr. Bill will ever be able to find a way get any paperwork related to his LOLsuit VI to us. He has no idea who we are or where to find us.

However, we have nothing to negotiate with him. Our terms are clear. Unconditional surrender. Mr. Bill needs to leave the Internet and begin making amends to his victims. We will accept nothing else.

Master Negotiator

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Adventures of Acme Legal (35)

Adventures35

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Adventures of Acme Legal (34)

Adventures34

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DerpBrainRadio Goes to #War

DerpBrainRadio#War

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Adventures of Acme Legal (33)

Adventures33

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Adventures of Acme Legal (31)

Adventures31

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He's On It!

Busy Days

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Sigh ...

Portrait

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Was It Over When ...

#War01

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F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 ...

F5

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Coming Attraction?

Adventures30

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We Thought Mr. Bill Denied Writing It

Adventures29

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False Prophet?

Master Prognosticator

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An Acme Double Whammy

Adventures27_1
Adventures27_2

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Acme Fails Again

Adventures23

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Adventure of Acme Legal (22)

Adventures22

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No Subpoenas

DBMU13

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C'mon, Pro Se, File Your Loco Motion

Loco Motions 01

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The Adventures of Acme Legal Number 21

Adventures21 copy

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Busy Brett

Keepin_Busy

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Brett's Self-Image (2)

SelfImage2

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Another One That Wrote Itself

Kobiashi Maroon

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How'd It Go, Mr. Bill?

As Usual

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Mr. Bill Phones It In?

Adventures19 copy

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Another Empty Threat

Adventures18

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Even a Blind Squirrel Finds a Nut

Milestone

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Cui Bono?

Adventures14

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From the Balcony (MST3KU 115)

MST3KU115

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Hoo, Hum ... More Empty Threats

Familiar Reactions

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Acme Legal and Loco Motions

Adventures11

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But, But, But ... Copyright!

Adventures10

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More Acme Legal Nonsense

Adventures09

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Acme Makes Plans

Adventures08

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It Can Happen to an Empty Suit

Overlooked

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Good Advice is Where You Find It

Adventures07

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A Question

Question

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Stalking?

Adventures06

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Schmalfeldt on Civ Pro

Rule 15

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Schmalfeldt on Torts

Torts

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More Adventures of Acme Law

Mr. Bill skated on a technicality today. While Team Kimberlin is celebrating his reprieve, we note that the practical effect was to move the case back to Carroll County. We'll see how things turn out there.

Hoge has something up his sleeve.

Adventures05

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Revising the Revision of the Revision of the ...

Adventures04

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The Adventure Continues

Adventures03

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The Adventures of Acme Legal No. 1

Adventures01

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Brand Loyalty Explained? (MST3KU 80)

MST3KU80

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The Real Mind Behind Acme (MST3KU 74)

MST3KU74

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Ankle Biter Willie's Legal Credentials

Credentials

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Acme BSoD (MST3KU 50)

This fit so many situations …

MST3KU50

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Mr. Bill & Acme Legal

Mr. Bill thinks he’s found a loophole that will save him from the consequences of disobeying a court order. If he really believes that, we have a tunnel between Folkestone and Coquelles available for a nominal sum.

Mr. Bill and Acme

Hoge has said that he didn’t seek incarceration in his petition. It seems that he simply wants the court to compel Mr. Bill to obey its order. The court has the inherent power to enforce its own orders, and we presume that he judge will find an appropriate means of coercion.
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Mr. Bill and Acme Legal

Mr. Bill’s track record is such that he must be buying his legal advice from Acme. Given W. J. J. Hoge’s track record, we assume he’s actually been getting his advice from real lawyers.

Vehiculum aires attigit
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