Ankle Biter

Feeling Lucky?

Feeling Lucky

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The Mockery Continues ...

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Cross Examination 11

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Adventures of Acme Legal (50)

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Fearless Journalism

Fearless Journalism

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Stamps? What Stamps?

Ferguson's Mail

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Waiting Seems So Slow

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Brettbunker 11

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Flatlined! (MST3KU 140)

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A Twofer

Channeling Who
Separated at Birth

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False Prophet?

Master Prognosticator

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Ankle Biter Willie Confesses



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Tooting His Own (MST3KU 131)

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But Not How He Thought

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Don't Give Up Your Day Job

Record Executive

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Strategic Planning?

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Even a Blind Squirrel Finds a Nut

Milestone

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Waiting for John Doe 8

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Waiting for John Doe 7

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Waiting for John Doe 6

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Waiting for John Doe 5

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Waiting for John Doe 4

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Waiting for John Doe 3

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Waiting for John Doe 2

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Waiting for John Doe

ANKLE BITER: I can't go on like this.
BUNNY BOY: That's what you think.
ANKLE BITER: If we parted? That might be better for us.
BUNNY BOY: We'll hang ourselves tomorrow. (Pause.) Unless John Doe comes.
ANKLE BITER: And if he comes?
BUNNY BOY: We'll be saved.

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Of course, John Doe will never come.

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Ankle Biting Accuracy

More Schlockery

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On the Outside Looking In

It could be that Ankle Biter Willie isn't fully trusted …

Willie Haz Sad

… or it could be he isn't paper trained.

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We Control the Audio Too ...

Google Willie

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Separated at Birth?

Our first reaction was, "Could be," but, on reflection, Paul Reubens is clever and talented, so that suggests no connection.

Separated at Birth

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Long Odds (MST3KU 47)

We're not sure that Ankle Biter Willie's talent can mature sufficiently to catch up with Schroeder's …

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MST3KU 29

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Also Sprach Sub-Aetha (MTS3KU 20)

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MST3KU 11

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MST3KU 07

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Ankle Biter Willie, Internet Atty-at-LOL

Willie Ferguson is beclowning himself again as a spokesman for Acme Law.

ATTY@LOL2

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Flunking Logic 101

Ankle Biter Willie engages is the logical fallacy of affirming the consequent.

Logic 101

Stupid is as stupid does.

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Dumb and Dumber

Poor, dumb Willie the Ankle Biter Ferguson can't even figure out who he's trying to insult.

For the record, the people running this blog have no connection with the Original Kimberlin Unmasked. We hijacked the name when Brett got control of the original website. The sharp-eyed typist will notice that the URLs are different—kimberlinunmasked vs. kimberlinunmask.

OTOH, we don't really care what Willie has to say. Even if he could find one of us, he wouldn't be much of a threat. The worst a little yappy thing like him could do would be to pee on our shoes.

Dumber

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Another Recycled Lie

Brett has several recurring lies about his past lawfare that keep coming up. For a while, he was peddling a tale of a super-secret exoneration of his federal crimes and being paid some sort of settlement. According to the Parole Commission, he's still on parole. His sentence up around Labor Day in 2030.

The bogus story currently being refloated by Ankle Bitter Willie Ferguson is about Brett suing Mark Singer for libel because of "Citizen K." There's no record in any court anywhere of such a lawsuit. Even if the settlement were sealed, the existence of the suit would still be a matter of public record, and the complaint would be available from the docket.

If Brett had won such a libel suit, then he would have been able to claim that quoting from the book was libelous. He hasn't made any such claim as part of his current defamation suits.

Finally, Mark Singer and his publisher Knopf have not made any retractions. Ferguson is full of it.

Suing Singer

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Does Brett Measure Up? No. 4

DBMU4

Of course, Brett really punches well below his weight.
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