Bill Schmalfeldt

Adventures of Acme Legal (78)

Adventures78

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3,000 W of Mr. Bill 4

FMBill 04

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No Fowwarding Address

No Fowarding Address

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 70

Sayings70

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More Heat

More Heat

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3,000 W of Mr. Bill 3

FMBill 03

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Revenge of the Derp

The_Derp_Side

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3,000 W of Mr. Biil 2

FMBill 02

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3,000 W of Mr. Bill

FMBill

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MST3KU 191

MST3KU191

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The Saying of Chairman Mayo 69

Sayings69

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Adventures of Acme Legal (77)

Adventures77

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Mr. Bill Sez

MrBillSez

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MST3KU 190

MST3KU190

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Suspended Again

AnotherPairDown

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Mr. Bill Dresses Up

DressingUp

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Left Out?

Left Out

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The Shadow Knows

Groundhog Bill 2

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Speaking of Plagiarism (04)

Plagiarism 04

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Speaking of Plagiarism (03)

Plagiarism 03

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Speaking of Plagiarism (02)

Plagiarism 02

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Fake News 01

Fake News 01

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Whose Lunacy?

Grammar Check

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Lobachevski Speaks Out

Lobachevski Speaks

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More From The Acme People

Acme People Revisited

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Literary Thievery

Plagiarism

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MST3KU 188

MST3KU188

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MST3KU 186

MST3KU186

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The Munko Takes a Break

Monkey Takes A Break

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Right On Top

RightOnIt

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Adventures of Acme Legal (75)

Adventures75

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The Secret Password is ...

Password Protection

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Hearty Congratulations!

New Job

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MST3KU 184

MST3KU184

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Jumped or Pushed?

JumpedOrPushed

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Acme Reliability

Product Failure

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You Keep Using That Word 13

That Word 13

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 68

Sayings68

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You Keep Using That Word 12

That Word 12

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Proceeding 02 ...

Proceeding02

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Proceeding ...

Proceeding

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Holiday Dreams 08

Holiday Dreams 08

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Adventures of Acme Leagal 72

Adventures72

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Holiday Dreams 07

Holiday Dreams 07

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Holiday Dreams 06

Holiday Dreams 06

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Still Staying on Top of the Story?

Staying On Top 2

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Mmmmm

PopcornBowl

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Oral Argument 05

OralArgue05

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Still Off Limits

StillOffLImits

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Adventures of Acme Legal (69)

Adventures69

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo

Sayings67

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Trump Derangement Syndrome

MrBill&TDS

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Cross Examination 39

CrossExam39

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 66

Sayings66

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GS-13 Editing Skillz

EditingSkillz01

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The Undiscovered Discovery

LateDiscovery

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If His Keyboard Could Talk

Keyboard

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MST3KU 180

MST3KU180

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Veterans' Day, 2016

VeteransDay

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The Tracks of Mr. Bill's Tears

TracksOfMyTears

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 65

Sayings65

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 64

Sayings64

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 63

Sayings63

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The Real Paul Krendler?

ZombieBill

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Footlongs 2

Footlongs 2

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How's That Workin' For Ya', Mr Bill?

Nonsmoker

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But Mr. Bill is Definitely Below Par

That Word 10

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Oh, No! Mr. Bill! (7)

Oh No! Mr Bill! 7

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Adventures of Acme Legal (66)

Adventures66

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Another Upgrade?

JWB

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Transportation Decisions

Bill's Clunker

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MST3KU177

MST3KU177

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Cross Examination 37

CrossExam37

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*Hic*

Res Ipsa Loquitur

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Back on Sale?

Back on Sale

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 62

Sayings62 copy

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IF ...

Wishful Thinking

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 61

Sayings61

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Speaking of Forgeries

MrBill Confesses

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More Butt Stuff

More Butt Stuff

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Legal News Coverage

Legal News Coverage

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The Joys of Oral Argument 02

OralArgue02

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Murum Aries Attigit, Mr. Bill

Murum Aries Attigit Mr. Bill

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 60

Sayings60

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Secret Intelligence

Secret Source

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Responsible Journalism

Journalists Should

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MST3KU 174

MST3KU174 copy

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Cross Examination 33

CrossExam33

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Cross Examination 32

CrossExam32

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Cross Examination 31

CrossExam31

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Court TV

Court TV

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Please Stand By (MST3KU 173)

MST3KU173

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Quiet, They're on a Roll

On a Roll

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 59

Sayings59

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 58

Sayings58

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Playing Munchkin?

Munchkin

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 57

Sayings57
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An Editorial Meeting

Editorial Meeting

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Mr. Bill Channels Leonidas

Moron Loudly

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Cross Examination 30

CrossExam30

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 56

Sayings56

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Briefing Mr. Bill

Briefs

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Jealousy?

Jealousy?

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Zombie Link?

Walking Dead Link

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MST3KU 170

MST3KU170

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Adventures of Acme Legal (63)

Adventures63

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The Spoliator

Spoliator

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MST3KU 169

MST3KU169

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Too Much Time

Sister Bill Sez 05

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 55

Sayings55

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 54

Sayings54

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Mr. Bill's Scorecard

Litigation Scorecard

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 53

Sayings53

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Mr. Bill Plans a Journey

ChicagoTrip

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Case Preparation

Sep27Prep01

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Adventures of Acme Legal (62)

Adventures62

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 52

Sayings52

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Free Lawyer

Free Lawyer

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Cross Examination 23

CrossExam23

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The Two Williams?

The Two Williams?

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Cross Examination 21/22

CrossExam21
CrossExam22

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Taking the Fifth (2)

Plead the Fifth

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Mr. Bill's Best Plans

Planning Archive

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Dance, Munko, Dance

Dance Munko

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Baghdad Blog Sez ...

Baghdad Blob Sez

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Travel Plans

Travel Plans

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Yeah, Mr. Bill, Only the State ...

Only the State

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Oh, No! Mr. Bill! (6)

Gas_Stove

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (51)

Sayings51

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (50)

Sayings50

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (49)

Sayings49

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Nutty as a Fruitcake?

Pysch Evals

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Lust for Judgment

Lust for Judgment

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The New Guy on the Block

New Competitor

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Cross Examination 19

CrossExam19

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Mr. Bill Takes A Chance

Takes A Chance

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Sigmund Sez

Sigmund Sez

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Cross Examination 18

CrossExam18

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Plead Insanity, Mr. Bill

Off His Rocker

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And Let Slip the Dogs of #War ...

Dogs of #War

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A Flash of Insight

Insight copy

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Still Undiscovered

Still Undiscovered

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Derp v. Foresight

Derp v Foresight

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Hitler Finds Out (31)

About 31_1
About 31_2

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (48)

Sayings48

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Bill's Towel

Bill's Towel

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Adventures of Acme Legal (57)

Adventures57

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C'mon, Pro Se, File Your Loco Motion 2

Loco Motions 02

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Why Is It Always the Butt Stuff?

Always Butt Stuff

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Full Schmalfeldt

Wisconsin Thunder

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Planning Travel

Two Williams Travel Plan

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Comparing Notes

Two Williams Comparing Notes

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (47)

Sayings47

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More From the Brettbunker ...

Brettbunker14

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Reserved Accomodations?

Reserved Accomodations

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Who's Laughing?

Quiet Laughter
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A BS Motion to Dismiss

BS's MTD

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Haiku No. 8

Haiku 08

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Goodnight, Mr. Bill

Goodnight

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Singular and Plural

Ponder This

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Hitler Finds Out ... (30)

About 30_1
About 30_2

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Uppence?

Uppence

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False Narratives?

Selling False Narratives

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Adventures of Acme Legal (54)

Adventures54

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Different Strokes

Different Approaches

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Mr. Bill Just Can't Let Go

SWAT Recycling

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (46)

Sayings46

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Bad Mouthing Hoge

Bad Mouthing Hoge

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (45)

Sayings45

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The Derp Side

The Derp Side 2

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Defense Briefs

Briefing

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Who's Krendler?

Who's Krendler

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Cross Examination 10

CrossExam10

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (44)

Sayings44

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (43)

Sayings43

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Coming Court Appearances

The Two Williams

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Adventures of Acme Legal (49)

Adventures49

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (42)

Sayings42

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Service with a Smile (MST3KU 162)

MST3KU162

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Adventures of Acme Legal (48)

Adventures48

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Bounced Check!

Bounced Check

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Clear and Concise NOT

Clear Writing

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (41)

Sayings41

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Self-Awarness NOT

Had to Stop

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The Farce is with Them

Disturbance

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Lawfare as Warfare

Two Approaches

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In the Brettbunker (13)

Brettbunker13

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Who's On First?

Who's On First

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Good Advice—If He'll Take It

Good Advice

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Calling the Cops?

Calling the Cops

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Mr. Bill Speaks His Mind

Speaks His Mind

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Mr. Bill Will Need a Better Line UP (MST3KU 160)

MST3KU160

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Downfall Parody Number 25

About 25_1
About 25_2

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Adventures of Acme Legal (47)

Adventures47

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (40)

Sayings40

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Fighting Fascism

Gnu Fascism

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South Park NOT

South_Park_NOT

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Lies. Forgery. Whatever.

Yet Another Forgery

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Another Rough Week

Another Rough Week

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Oh, No! Mr. Bill! (5)

A fat man dreams about settling accounts …

Sawzall_Cannoli

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The Lyin' of Lebanon Lies About Lying

Steps In It

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Adventures of Acme Legal (46)

Adventures46

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Adventures of Acme Legal (45)

Adventures45

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (39)

Sayings39

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Adventures of Acme Legal (44)

Adventures44

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (38)

Sayings38 with Backtalk

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (37)

Sayings37

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Another Kind of Restraining Order?

Skooty_Boot

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MST3KU 159

MST3KU159

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Disastrous?

That Word 5

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (36)

Sayings36 with Backtalk copy

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Lying to the Court, Mr. Bill?

One Does Not

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Mr. Bill Haz Another Sad

BS Haz Sad

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The Billshit Zone

… and a salute from the Dread Cockroach's sword to David Edgren.

Billshit Zone

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The Saying of Chairman Mayo (35)

Sayings35

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Cross Examination 09

CrossExam09

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Wow

Wow

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Haiku No. 7

Haiku 07

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Brave Sir William (Again) MST3KU 158

MST3KU158

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (34)

Sayings34

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Decency?

Decency

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Scary Modern Rules?

Modern Rules

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Trial by Scales

Same as a Duck

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Skooty-Puff Charges

Haiku 06

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (33)

Sayings33

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (32)

Sayings32

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Quid Est Veritas?

Asks a Question

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An Acme Zombie Trap

Zombie Trap

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (31)

Sayings31

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Collecting the Whole Set

BillySez Collection
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Mr. Bill Gets It Wrong. Again.

It's been a while since we did an all text post, and it's ironic that this one will be about images. Mr. Bill is claiming that Sarah Palmer sent us a bunch of Billy Sez images to host on our server because it's out of DMCA-harm's-way from predation by Mr. Bill. If he tries to press his luck with that theory, he will find himself in a much worse situation that he is now.

We wish to clearly state that at no time has Sarah Palmer sent us any images or other material to host. Indeed, as near as we can tell, she has never sent us anything.

OK, so how did all those Billy Sez images get on the kimberlinunmask server?

We put them there when it became obvious that Mr. Bill was going to go through with another round of false DMCA notices. We believe that David Edgren was within his rights when he put the Billy Sez images into the public domain. We put a set of images that should be freely available to anyone beyond Mr. Bill's ability to mess with them.

That still leaves the question of how we got them.

We downloaded them from Billy Sez as they were posted last year and placed them on an off-line storage drive. The most recent download date was July 19, 2015, almost six months ago.

Mr. Bill has no proof for the allegations that he is making, and he is making them with a reckless disregard for the truth. We don't think that is a wise thing for him to do, but we are rarely surprised when he does something foolish. Sometimes we're amazed by the level of stupidity, but rarely surprised.

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D.M.C.A—The Acme People

Acme People_1
Acme People_2

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The Sayings of Chairmain Mayo (30)

Sayings30

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A Public Domain Image

BillySez9Mar15small

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Who Has What Evidence?

Who Has What

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (29)

In Context

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Twozzle Twazzle (MST3KU 157)

MST3KU157

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It's All Backed Up

Mr. Bill doesn't seem to understand that several people have been backing up his posts and tweets against the day that the defense of truth would be needed because of his silly claims of defamation.

All Backed Up

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Master Projectionist

Projectionist

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 28

Sayings28

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 27

Sayings27

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Mr. Bill & Kiddie Stalking

Kiddie Stalking

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 26

Sayings26

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Fat Tuesday

Fat Tuesday

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Adventures of Acme Legal (40)

Adventures40

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One State Helps Another

Loonie Detector Van

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Man About Town

Night Out

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Mr. Bill's Copyrights

Mr. Bill is in the process of learning the hard way about copyrights, res judicata, and messing with David Edgren, Esq., of Wasilla, Alaska.

Bill's Copyrights
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An Expanding Role? (MST3KU 154)

MST3KU154

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Something Useful From Acme? (MST3KU 153)

MST3KU153

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The Acme Way

The Acme Way

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Another Fine Acme Tactic

Backfire

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Adventures of Acme (38)

Adventures38

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Now That's a Happy Prius!

Happy Prius

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Casting Problems (MST3KU 152)

MST3KU152

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Pinups

Pinups

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Mr. Bill's New Ride

New Ride

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Acme Legal Scholarship

LSAT

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Credibility

Credibility

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Counteroffer

Counteroffer

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Sister Bill Sez 04

Sister Bill Sez 04

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Another Meeting in the Brettbunker

BrettBunker12

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Plus Sizes (MST3KU 151)

MST3KU151

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A New Book?

New Book

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 25

Sayings25

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Vroooom!

Transport Logisitics
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The Sayings of Chariman Mayo 24

Sayings24

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Mr. Bill's Nightmares 01

MrBill's Nightmares 01

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 23

Sayings23

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Oh, That Rule 5(b1)!

From the North Carolina Rules of Civil Procedure …
Service - Certificate of Service. - A certificate of service shall accompany every pleading and every paper required to be served on any party or nonparty to the litigation, except with respect to pleadings and papers whose service is governed by Rule 4. The certificate shall show the date and method of service or the date of acceptance of service and shall show the name and service address of each person upon whom the paper has been served. If one or more persons are served by facsimile transmission, the certificate shall also show the telefacsimile number of each person so served. Each certificate of service shall be signed in accordance with and subject to Rule 11 of these rules.

ServiceNot

Guess what Mr. Bill didn't include with his motion to dismiss the Palmer v. Schmalfeldt protective order petition.

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He Still Doesn't Know the Difference

Shinola

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Reporting on Acme Legal

Reporting on Acme

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We'll See Your Quarter ...

No Quarter

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The Sayings of Chariman Mayo 22

Sayings22

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 21

Sayings21

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Sniff Test

SniffTest

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Adventures of Acme Legal (37)

Adventures37

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 20

Sayings20

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Adventures of Acme Legal (36)

Adventures36


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Cross Examination 06

CrossExam06

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Cross Examination 05

CrossExam05

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Truth in Labeling

TruthinLabeling

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Decorated Veterans

DecoratedVeterans

Note: We picked up Hoge's decorations from a tweet and Mr. Bill's from the DD214 he published.

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Cross Examination 04

CrossExam04

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Android Logins

Android Logins

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Cross Examination 03

CrossExam03

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Mr Bill's New Year's Hopes

ThroneRoom

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Cross Examination 02

CrossExam02

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Trolling Hogewash

TrollingHogewash

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Cross Examination 01

CrossExam01

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On Courage

On Courage

We found Lt. Hoge's picture on a website about the 12th Combat Aviation Group in Vietnam.
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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 19

Sayings19 with Backtalk

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Mixed Movie Metaphors

Afraid

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Such a Deal!

We sincerely doubt that Mr. Bill will ever be able to find a way get any paperwork related to his LOLsuit VI to us. He has no idea who we are or where to find us.

However, we have nothing to negotiate with him. Our terms are clear. Unconditional surrender. Mr. Bill needs to leave the Internet and begin making amends to his victims. We will accept nothing else.

Master Negotiator

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Some Collected Sayings

CollectedSayings

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A Brettbunker Holiday

Brettbunker Xmas

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Holiday Dreams 5

Holiday Dreams 05

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Seasons Greetings!

Holiday Greetings

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Journalism Critic

Journalism Critic

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Holiday Dreams 4

Holiday Dreams 04

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Holiday Dreams 3

Holiday Dreams 03

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Unleash the Weasels!

Wingnut Weasel War

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Holiday Dreams 2

Holiday Dreams 02

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Turning Up the Heat

Turning Up The Heat

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Adventures of Acme Legal (35)

Adventures35

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Politics

Politics

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Adventures of Acme Legal (34)

Adventures34

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Mr. Bill Thinks We've Defamed Him

Idea of Defamation

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DerpBrainRadio Goes to #War

DerpBrainRadio#War

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More Empty Threats

Empty Threats

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Looking in All the Wrong Places

Zombies_Not

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Adventures of Acme Legal (33)

Adventures33

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Frightened Nuns?

Frightened Nuns

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Holiday Dreams 1

Holiday Dreams 01

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Another One Bites the Dust

derpbrainradio_rip

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Discredti Where Discredit's Due

Discredit

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 18

Sayings18 with Backtalk

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Sister Bill Sez 03

Sister Bill Sez 03

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Mr. Bill's Record Thus Far

Developing Record

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Adventures of Acme Legal (32)

Adventures32

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More Chocolate

Chocolate Ration

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Scale = 1:1

About the Size of It

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 17

Sayings17 with Backtalk

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We Tried to Warn Him

C&D3

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Oliver Wendell Jones Prepares His Case (03)

OWJ03

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Oliver Wendell Jones Prepares His Case (02)

OWJ02

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Mr. Bill Is Not Fred Astaire

Not Fred Astaire

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Goin' On The Fritz (MST3KU 143)

MST3KU143

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Trolls (MST3KU 142)

MST3KU142

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Giving the Devil's Victrola Its Due

Twitter Obituary

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Mr. Bill, Poster Boy

Background Checks

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Walk On By (MST3KU 141)

MST3KU141

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Sigh ...

Portrait

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Was It Over When ...

#War01

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Down in the Mud

Unwashed Mass

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F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 ...

F5

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Coming Attraction?

Adventures30

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 16

Sayings16 copy

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The Sayings of Chariman Mayo 15

Sayings15

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Mr. Bill, Are You Free?

Are You Being Served

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Driving Ambition MST3KU 139

MST3KU139

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 14

Sayings14

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Plan 9Z

Plan 9Z

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We Thought Mr. Bill Denied Writing It

Adventures29

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Say No More! MST3KU 138

MST3KU138

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Brett Finds Mr. Bill's Comments the Hard Way

Adventures28

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The Search for Mr. Bill's Server

MST3KU137

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Wisconsin Housing Options

Alternate Housing

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Another Meeting in the Brettbunker

Brettbunker10

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His Daily Exercise (MST3KU 136)

MST3KU136

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Mr. Bill Has Company

Entertains Visitors

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An Acme Double Whammy

Adventures27_1
Adventures27_2

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Ever Notice How You Come Across Somebody ... (MST3KU 135)

MST3KU135

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 13

Sayings13

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 12

Sayings12

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 11

Sayings11 with Backtalk

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You Keep Using That Word 04

That Word 4

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 10

Sayings10

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All Brett Kimberlin's Men (MST3KU 133)

MST3KU133

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 09

Sayings09


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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 08

Sayings08

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The Saying of Chariman Mayo 07

Sayings07

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 06

Sayings06

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Fully Funded Foolishness

Adventures25

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Making Friends

Haiku 04

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 05

Sayings05

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Confessions of an Anoymous Troll

AnonymousTroll

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Not As Pacific As Thought

About 20_1
About 20_2

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Blocked_Not

BlockedNot

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Day of the Dead Air

DayoftheDeadAir

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Choices, Choices

Which Pacifica



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Rebranding Again

Growth Plan

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Acme Fails Again

Adventures23

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 04

Sayings04

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Another Failed Plan

Brettbunker9

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Wanted: Undead or Alive

Haiku 02

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Mr. Bill's Big Plan

Big Plan

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 03

Sayings03

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 02

Sayings02

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The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 01

Sayings01

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Mr. Bill's Hacking Challenge

Parvpcampus Challenge

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Copyright Fraud?

About 19_1About 19_2


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More of the Same

Exactly the Same 2

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Counting is Hard

Math is Hard 2

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Do the Math

Math is Hard

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Yibble-Bibble-Bibble

Yibble-Bibble-Bibble

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He'll Be Back

The Billinator

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The Price (and Everythinge Else) is Wrong

MST3KU126

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Mr. Bill, IP Tracer

SIGINT

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Memory Hole

Memory Hole

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Zombie ID

Let Me Know

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The Scent of ...

Aromatherapy2

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The Smell of ...

Aromatherapy

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Running Away

Running Away

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The Great Email Defense

Adventures20

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The Beginning of the End

Temps Perdu

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Mr. Bill On Gun Control

Gun Control

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Trash Talkin' Mr. Bill

Talks Tough

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Another One That Wrote Itself

Kobiashi Maroon

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Mr. Bill Complains of Overcrowding

Rock & Hard Place

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Inquiring Minds Want to Know (3)

Inquiring Minds 3

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How'd It Go, Mr. Bill?

As Usual

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Mr. Bill Phones It In?

Adventures19 copy

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Mr. Bill's Internet Radio Detective

Two Johnnies

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The James T. Schmalfeldt Solution

Kobiashi Maru

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Schnitzel oder Wurst?

Wurst

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A Trifecta

Trifecta

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A Prevailing Error

Prevailing Error

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Another Empty Threat

Adventures18

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Paul Krendler's Day Off?

KrendlersDayOff
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Mr. Bill Collects Another Order

Every Dog

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Mr. Bill Has a Regular Reader?

hello_stalker

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Another Fishy Response

Sardonic

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Legal Factoid 01

Legal Factoid 01

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A Philosophical Question

No One To Listen

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Time for More Popcorn

New LOLsuit

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Caption Contest 01

We have several images that we've put together that we don't have good captions for, so we'll be posting them from time to time and asking our readers to help us out. This one rips off a Joe Biden meme from Twitter.

Caption Contest 01

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Rulz or Droolz

Another New Rule

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More Limericks

Mr Originality

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Fixing Mr. Bill's Poetry

Fixed Limerick

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The Best Disinfectant

Sister Bill Sez 02

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A "Journalist," a Bystander, and a Zombie

Journalist_Bystander_Zombie

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Rating Ranting

We checked Alexa, and patritotombudsman dot com was the only one of Mr. Bill's sites to have enough traffic to be ranked.

AlexaRatings

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Our Brands Are Dewar's and Glenmorangie

Kitchen

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When Editors Meet

Editors Meet

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The Lakeside Inquisition

Sister Bill Sez 01

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Brass Knuckles Reputation Management

Brettbunker8

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How Can You Be Two People At Once ...

Dual Purpose

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The Sound of No Ears Listening

Ratings

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Frying Pan ... Fire

Adventures15

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Toward Tincasa North

Poor Mental Image

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On to Wisconsin

Stealing

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Professional Courtesy?

NotWriting

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Cui Bono?

Adventures14

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Inquiring Minds Want to Know

Good Question

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Don't Look At Us

Not Here

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You Be The Judge

RawPixels

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The Cowardly Lyin'

Cowardly Lyin'

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Mr. Bill Latest LOLsuit

BillQuits

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Brett's Veterans

Brettbunker6

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He's Buggered Off!

RanAway

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Mr. Bill, PR Genius

Press Release

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We Work for Ourselves

WhoseCockroach

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Dance, Mr. Bill, Dance

Remote Control

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Hoo, Hum ... More Empty Threats

Familiar Reactions

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Acme Legal and Loco Motions

Adventures11

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Another Easy One

Gunpoint

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Expiration Dates

Expiration Dates

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Mr. Bill and Brett

BillandBrett

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Another Latin Lesson

Another Latin Lesson

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This One Was Too Easy

Selfwriting

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But, But, But ... Copyright!

Adventures10

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More Acme Legal Nonsense

Adventures09

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*Crickets*

Blog Policy

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Mr. Bill Edits

MrBillEdits

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Copyright Follies

CopyrightFollies

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Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

Fiction_Truth

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In All Seriousness

The site’s chief weapon is satire … satire and facts … facts and satire … our two weapons are facts and satire … and ruthless mockery … our three weapons are facts, satire, and ruthless mockery … and an almost fanatical devotion to the First Amendment … our four ... no ... amongst our weapons ... amongst our weaponry ... are such elements as facts, satire …

In All Seriousness

Expect the unexpected.

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A Golden Oldie

Theme Song

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Acme Makes Plans

Adventures08

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Another Downfall Parody

About 11_1
About 11_2

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Ah ... The Aroma

Roasting Manatee

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A Few Good Cups of Coffee

MST3KU109

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A Scene From The Brettbunker

Brettbunker5

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Good Advice is Where You Find It

Adventures07

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The Fat One and His Boss (MST3KU 108)

MST3KU108

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Who's Vinnie

Who's Vinnie

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Idle Threats

New Avatar

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Another Forgery

Another Fogery

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Mr. Bill's Source

Bill's Source

We should also note that Mr. Bill used to be the editor of BU.

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Reckless Disregard for the Truth

Ali Defamation01

It's becoming patently obvious that Team Kimberlin is running scared.

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Cease & Desist Two

C&D2

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Lawyer Shopping

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. Mr. Bill has gone lawyer shopping online, although he now seems to favor JustAnswer over AVVO.

Shopping

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A Question

Question

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The Emperor's New Clothes

New Clothes

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Stalking?

Adventures06

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So, How Did June Go?

About 10_1
About 10_2

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Mr. Bill is Back. Again.

Mr. Bill has unprotected his Twitter account again, complete with links to blog posts that he's flushed during his recent quiet period. SSDD.

Keepin_Track

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Billwinkle? (MST3KU 103)

MST3KU103

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Mr. Bill Haz Moar Sad

Haz Sad

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Schmalfeldt on Civ Pro

Rule 15

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Schmalfeldt on Torts

Torts

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No One's Listening

NoFollowers2

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More Karma for Mr. Bill

Karma04

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Mort?

The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.—Proverbs 28:1

Mort

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Which One Makes Sense to You?

Hoge is taking a weekend off to participate in a hobby activity, amateur radio. It's almost as if he has a life in the real world. Meanwhile, Mr. Bill continues his usual bluster.

Communicator

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The Gospel According to Bill

Salvation

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The Cowardly Bill

Mr. Bill is making veiled (and not-so-veiled) threats on the Twitterz again, but he still doesn't have the courage of his (alleged) convictions that he's within his right to contact Hoge. It's been months since we've seen a @mention directed to Hoge.

Cowardly Bill

And it's been quite a while since Mr. Bill sent Hoge and email or blog comment, at least under his real name.


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More Adventures of Acme Law

Mr. Bill skated on a technicality today. While Team Kimberlin is celebrating his reprieve, we note that the practical effect was to move the case back to Carroll County. We'll see how things turn out there.

Hoge has something up his sleeve.

Adventures05

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Hitler Finds Out ... Yet Again

About 9_1
About 9_2

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A Court Kicks a Bully

Kicking a Bully

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Does Mr. Bill Needs a New Theme Song?

I'm a Loser

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Revising the Revision of the Revision of the ...

Adventures04

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More Muddled Thinking About IP Addresses

Anger

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Karma is a Bitch

Karma03

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The Adventure Continues

Adventures03

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A Pause

We have been informed that Bill Schmalfeldt's wife has died. Given that unfortunate event, we will take a 72-hour break from posting.

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The Schlockery Continues

Where are all those noisy predictions of success for Team Kimberlin's lawfare?

The Schlockery Continues

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Someone's Reality Check is Bouncing

Steganography

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Zippity-Do-Dah (MST3KU 96)

MST3KU96

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Another Overplayed Hand

About 8_1
About 8_2

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Mr. Bill's Conspiracy Fantasy (MST3KU 95)

Ah, but the signature, that’s, that’s where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with geometric logic, that a duplicate copy of the peace order petition did exist, and I’ve had produced that copy if Hoge hadn’t filed the letter with the other court. I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow Lickspittle. … Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory. If I left anything out, why, just ask me specific questions and I’ll be glad to answer them, one by one.

MST3KU95

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Mr. Bill's Non-Apology (MST3KU 94)

Mr. Bill made a false statement and was offered a chance to apologize. He didn't.

MST3KU94

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The Adventures of Acme Legal No. 1

Adventures01

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Derp. Yes. Hmmmm ...

with him

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Another Unforced Error by Acme Legal

MR.BILL AM NOT LAW!!1!!!. 18 USC 1509 AM LAW!!!!11!!

Obstruction

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Confession

A few days ago, Aaron Walker reminded Mr. Bill that confession is good for the soul. We believe Walker is right.

Confession

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Acme Analyzes

Acme Analyzes

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Kaboom?

Kaboom

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Was He Lying Then or Now or Both Times?

Mr. Bill says that he's not a demented liar, but he when he decided to try to stick his nose into Brett's racketeering case, he told the federal judge that he suffered from dementia. Did he lie to the judge about being demented? Or is he lying now? Or is he a demented liar?

Libel

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An Audio Oddity

hismastersvoice

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Reality?

If the Zombie Horde isn't real, how about the Lickspittles?

Reality

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Panic?

MrBill'sBP

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Mr. Bill Files Another Motion (MST3KU 88)

So Mr. Bill filed yet another motion in his LOLsuit2 against Hoge, et al. in which he suggests that Hoge is losing it and needs to see a shrink. We're sure his motion made an impression on the judge, but probably not the one Mr. Bill hoped for.

MST3KU88

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Who is Paul Krendler?

Mr. Bill still doesn't know, does he?

Inquiring Minds 2

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The Adventures of Max Takedown

Mr. Bill posted a hit piece aimed at Aaron Walker on Tumblr on Sunday. It got taken down on Monday.

Mr.Bill had offered to give out Walker's home address and phone number. Given that Team Kimberlin has tried to paint Walker as an Islamophobe who should watch his back lest he be attacked by a jihadi, we wouldn't be surprised if Tumblr considered Mr. Bill's offer as a credible threat of violence.

Max Takedown

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Mr. Bill Gets Copyright Wrong

Mr. Bill should have read Tumblr's Terms of Service before posting something there that he didn't want reblogged.

Oopsie poopsie!

copyright wrong

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Fair Weather Friends

friends

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Hitler Finds Out About Twitter

About 6_1
About 6_2

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Karma is a Bitch

Karma02

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It's Billogical!

Retaliation

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Mr. Bill Channels Oliver Wendell Jones (MST3KU 84)

Mr. Bill is spewing legal claptrap left and right on the Twitterz. Several real lawyers are reading him for the LULZ.

MST3KU84

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Mr. Bill Makes Our Day

We did our Dirty Hogie panel as part of a send up of Brett's hoplophobia several months ago. Now, Mr. Bill is catching up.

Imitation

Has Mr. Bill ever had a idea that was good and original at the same time?



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Is Mr. Bill Panicking?

If he isn't, he should be.

panicky bill

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Another Stupid Lie

Stupid Lie copy

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Ho, Hum. Another Threat.

PR Flack

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Lies?

Lies

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Talking to Himself

NoFollowers

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As You Sow, So Shall You Reap

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Karma is a Bitch

Mr. Bill has spent a decade or more being a jerk on the Interwebz. He's made no real friends and a substantial number of enemies. He has engaged in harassment and cyberstalking. He has engaged in defamation. He has filed false and malicious lawsuits. And now, he is upset because some of the few people who still follow his antics on the Twitterz and his blog du jour are giving him a weak dose of his own medicine.

We don't necessarily approve of everything that Mr. Bill's critics have done to give him back a little of what they've received, but we can say that we haven't seen much go by that Mr. Bill didn't deserve.

Like most other bullies, Mr. Bill is a cry baby when confronted, and his cry boils down to: "No fair. You hit me back."

Yes, Mr. Bill has been hit back. A little bit. Weakly. It would be wise for him to break off before someone decides to follow the advice about hitting back twice as hard.

It would be wise, but stupid is as stupid does.

Unintentionally Blank

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The Price is NOT Right

Reasonable

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Officious Notice

C&D

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A Comparison

An emailer remarked that Mr. Bill reminded him of the Vogons.

Upon consulting The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, we find that Vogons are described as “one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy—not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous", and having "as much sex appeal as a road accident" as well as being the authors of "the third worst poetry in the universe". They are employed as the galactic government's bureaucrats.

We can see his point, but there are some differences.

Comparison

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He Who Must Not Be Named (MST3KU 81)

Brett was "He Who Must Not Be Named" for a few weeks in 2012 after he got a Montgomery County District Court judge to make an unconstitutional gag order part of a peace order against Aaron Walker. First, the gag order, and then, the whole peace order were overturned on appeal to the Circuit Court.

With his over-the-top cease and desist missive, if looks like Mr. Bill wants to follow in his "excellent friend's" footsteps.

MST3KU81

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Is Mr. Bill Overconfident ...

… or just plain stupid?

No We Don't

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Thin Skinned Mr. Bill

Not Him

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Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Heart of Mr. Bill?

Mr. Bill tried to follow along with W. J. J. Hoge's spin-offs of old time radio shows (Blogsmoke; Blognet; and Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign) with a take off on The Shadow called The Poop Flake. (Mr. Bill also had a Twitter account about the same time called Poop Flaked Beard. It's always the butt stuff with him.) The Poop Flake lasted for one episode. Johnny Atsign and the others are still going strong after over a year.

The Poop Flake

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Truth Is Not Mr. Bill's Friend

Sunlight

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Stupid Email Tricks

Transparency

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Oh, So That's What's Going On!

AllPurposeExplanantion

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Ace "Crime" Reporting

It's interesting how quickly Bunny Boy got a story posted at Breitbart Unmasked about the obviously false criminal charges against Hoge and Walker. And how was Mr. Bill able to publish the text of the complaint so soon after it was filed? (He's taken it down, but not before it was archived.)

WWMrBD

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Mr. Bill's Fetish

Fetish

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This Passes for News in Some Quarters

Roswell

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Elephant Hunting

Mr. Bill shouldn't worry. It was an elephant not The Blob.

G & G

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A Zombie Asks a Question

Inquiring Minds

Funny you should ask. We have heard that the topic came up at all. Perhaps, Mr. Bill knows.

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Mr. Bill and Mongo (MST3KU 76)

MST3KU76

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The Real Mind Behind Acme (MST3KU 74)

MST3KU74

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Derp Brain (MST3KU 73)

MST3KU73

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Acme v. Reality

Acme v Reality

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All Is Proceeding ...

The Long Game
The Longer Game

… to the ram battering through the wall.

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Let's Look at the Record

LookAtTheRecord

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Team Kimberlin Makes Plans

Planning Manual

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Mr. Bill's Big "Win"

About No 4_1
About No 4_2

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Another Oldie

Mr. Bill acts as if he is in a position of overwhelming advantage, just like he did in 2013 …

page_116 small

BTW, this is another set of panels ripped off from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked.

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Déjà Vu

It seems like a good time to recycle this golden oldie from the original Kimberlin Unmasked with just a bit of updating …

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Ex Parte Follies

In Writing

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Failed Exhibitionism

Failed Exhibitionism

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More Acme Law

More Acme Law

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The Real Scorecard

Mr. Bill's idea of "winning" reminds us of Charlie Sheen. He fantasizes about having often "beaten" W. J. J. Hoge in court. While the State of Maryland hasn't done all that well with criminal charges, Hoge is batting someplace around 0.750 on civil cases against Mr. Bill.

The Real Scorecard

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Go Figure

Go Figure

Of course, Brett does have the resources of his "charities" …

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Unsurprising Nonadmissions

Nonadmissions

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Copyright Nonsense

Copyright Nonsense_1
Copyright Nonsense_2

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Is Mr. Bill Blue? (MST3KU 68)

Mr. Bill may have the blues, but he has much less effect than a Blue Meanie, and he certainly lacks Glovie's punch.

MST3KU68

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Another Day in Court for Mr. Bill

Another Day

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Fun at Work?

Working Hours

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Unanswered Questions

Unanswered

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Not On His Resume

Not On Resume

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Greetings from the Gulag

Coward

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It's Billogical!

Mr. Bill has found all the proof he needs that W. J. J. Hoge knows the identity of Paul Krendler because Johnny Atsign has a phone conversation with Phil Candler in one of Hoge's radio scripts.

Mr. Bill is a little slow on the uptake. In an episode a few weeks ago, Atsign and Candler met face-to-face for lunch. That must mean that Hoge knows what Krendler looks like too.

Ace

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Who's Who

Who's Who

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[crickets]

No Answer

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That's Above Your Pay Grade, Mr. Bill

Mr. Bill is getting uppity …

Grady Taunt

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Investigative Reporting

Pink Trailer

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Mr. Bill Takes Aim

Takes_Aim

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As Stage Eleventy Approaches ...

Life's Work

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Security Clearance

Mr. Bill used to be a federal employee, but as a PR flack for NIH, he probably didn't need to have a security clearance. We tried to look into the matter but our NonFed-to-NonFed inquiries haven't gone anywhere.

OTOH, Mr. Bill and Bunny Boy and some other of their buddies in Team Kimberlin have written about trying to cause the security clearances of some of their cyberstalking targets to be lifted. So far, it doesn't seem their lies aren't working.

BTW, high-level security clearance require passing periodic polygraph examinations.

Tilt

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Perhaps This Will Refresh Your Memory

Refresh

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A Day Ending in Y

Mr. Bill is changing the format of his podcast, and he's renamed his Twitter account. Such rare events only happen on days ending in Y.

Oh, and he's offering a very special deal …

Bill's Deal

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Time Travel?

Is W. J. J. Hoge something more than just a simple quantum mechanic?

Time Lord

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Is a Half-Truth a Half-Lie?

HalfTruth

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Reactions

We have been able to contact the various LBS internet detective characters for their reaction to Mr. Bill's assumption of the role of Interwebz Hall Monitor. Here's what Johnny Atsign, Sergeant Friday, Officer Smith, and the Twitter Town Internet Sheriff had to say …

LBS Reacts

BTW, Mr. Hoge should use the Contact button to tell us where to send the royalty payment.

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Mr. Bill: Internet Hall Monitor

We haz sad cuz Mr. Bill doesn't seem to want to pay attention to us.

Hall Monitor

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Mr. Bill's Initial Plea

Aaron Walker reports that Mr. Bill initially tried to enter a plea of diminished mental capacity during his peace order violation trial.

Plea

Of course, it could be that Mr. Bill didn't want to delay the trial because he wanted a quick decision, but we bet that he was afraid to have a complete psych workup as part of the trial record. Such an evaluation would include a neurological evaluation to see how his Parkinson's disease affects his mental capacity. It might show that he really doesn't have Stage Eleventy disease.


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A Pyrrhic Victory?

We are disappointed to hear that Mr. Bill wasn't found guilty of violating W. J. J. Hoge's peace order today. However, after reading Aaron Walker's account of the proceeding, we have the impression that Mr. Bill may not have helped his overall legal position by some of things he may have said in court today. It would be interesting to hear the Court audio. We may have to order a copy.

Game On

We weren't surprised by the outcome of today's trial. It seems that Team Kimberlin usually wins in the District Court in Maryland. Given Walker's comment about Hoge reopening the Circuit Court case, we wonder what Hoge has up his sleeve?

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Fool for a Client

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Speaking of Bullshit (MST3KU 54)

MST3KU54

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Everything is Proceeding

Everything is Proceeding

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Equal Time

NoSignal

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Remember Where You Read It

Oh, no! Mr. Bill!

Remember Where

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The Poetical Mr. Bill

Yeast

The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

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Has Mr. Bill Lost It?

Lost It

It's been suggested that the terrible consequences that Mr. Bill is threatening would be asking Hoge about Krendler's identity under oath. That's already been done. Brett tried it in his peace order case, and Hoge answered that he doesn't know who Krendler really is. We doubt that Hoge will change his testimony.

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Is Reality Setting In?

Is Reality Setting In

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Real Life Imitates Art (MST3KU 45)

Mr. Bill is very much like Mr. Toad of "The Wind in the Willows," always moving quickly from one fancy to another and never sticking with anything. However, Mr. Bill is unlike Mr. Toad in one important sense—he's on the same side as the weasels.

MST3KU45

Oh, we can think of another difference. TinCasaMaryland is not so grand as Toad Hall.

We wonder when Mr. Bill will figure out that the only people noticing him any more are either laughing at him or gathering evidence?

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Toast

Mr. Bill has struggled mightily over the past few years to be relevant, a force to be reckoned with on the Interwebz. All that he has accomplished is to have shown himself to be a vulgar and mean-spirited buffoon to an every decreasing audience. His current Twitter profile tells the tale.

Grim Weeper

One follower, and that follower is a service to which he subscribes.

Not Bunny Boy. Not Ankle Biter Willie. Not even Brett.

We wonder who will give him a ride to his court date later this month?

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You Can't Always Get What You Want (MST3KU 44)

But sometimes, if you try real hard, you might get what you need …

MST3KU44

But given that he's created a perfect storm of trouble for himself, we doubt that Mr. Bill will get either.

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And Now For Something Completely Different (MST3KU 42)

One of the sections in "The Meaning of Life" deals with death and uses The Grim Reaper as a character in a sketch. Not everyone uses that character (or a parody of him) with the same comedic effectiveness …

MST3KU42

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Mr. Bill in the Movies? (MST3KU 41)

Was Mr. Bill the original Augustus Gloop?

MST3KU41

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Even This Would Be Better

Spud on the Microphone

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Suggested Improvements in Internet Radio

Mr. Bill is channelling Brave Sir Robin again and has dropped off Twitter and blogging for the nonce. Meanwhile, he continues to waste bandwidth with his Internet radio.

We've always found Errol Flynn more entertaining that Mr. Bill.

Capt Blood on the Microphone

Unfortunately, Mr. Flynn is dead and unavailable, but there are alternatives …

Stud on the Microphone

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Or This John Smith?

This one's good at running special ops …

MST3KU35

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Oh, That John Smith!

John Smith

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Extortionate and Insulting

Mr. Bill is certainly full of himself

Insult2

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Another Faildox

It's amazing how easy it is to get Mr. Bill to rise to the bait and then to reel him in …

Honeypot

Closing question: Does Mr. Bill know the difference between Pooh Bear and bear pooh?

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Sense and Nonsense (MST3KU 33)

Brett and Mr. Bill come up with the cutest conspiracy theories—and never seem to figure out when they're played for suckers …

MST3KU33

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Crud on the Microphone

Crud on the Mike

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Oliver Wendell Jones at Work

We are absolutely certain that the judge is thrilled to have Mr. Bill's permission to rule on a question in Mr. Bill's LOLsuit 2 …

OWJ at Work

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MST3KU 31

MST3KU31

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Nuclear Option

Mr. Bill has spent years harassing people, especially women, on the Interwebz and getting away with it. When Lee Stranahan and Aaron Walker tried to hold him accountable, he beat the raps. But beginning with W. J. J. Hoge's peace orders, there has been some cost for Mr. Bill's behavior. The Causey family were successful in getting restraining orders in Arizona, and Patrick Grady has a no-contact order in place in Illinois.

Mr. Bill is scheduled to stand trial on the 16th of next month for violating Hoge's peace order. We'll see if he beats that.

Meanwhile, as that possible consequence draws near, Mr. Bill is threatening a third party (Mrs. Hoge) with increased harassment because he is unhappy with someone's gravatar. He's lost any sympathy from almost everyone who knows anything about him (he only has a few followers left on Twitter; we remember when he had hundreds). He may want to take a deep breath and stop and think about how that behavior is going to look to people not directly involved with his drama, people like the folks at the State's Attorney's Office.

Nuclear Option

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He Coulda Been a Contender (MST3KU 30)

MST3KU30

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Speak Up

Speak Up

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Cat Got Your Tongues?

After running off at their keyboards about how Brett was going to crush Hoge in court, Team Kimberlin sure has gotten quiet …

Before_After

BTW, Bunny Boy, Maryland may be one of the states most unfriendly to Second Amendment rights, but it doesn't require permits for the ownership of firearms.

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The Fail Whale's Great White Whale

Search for Krendler

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MST3KU 19

MST3KU19

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Mr. Bill and Vogon Poetry (MST3KU 13)

MST3KU13

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Nooooobdy Expects ...

TK Inquistion

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Witness Intimidation?

It may only be a coincidence that the sudden full-court press being applied to W. J. J. Hoge occurred after law enforcement charged Mr. Bill with violating the most recent peace order. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Witness Tampering

One More Thing—Brett has a history of filing a false criminal charge against an opponent immediately before a hearing or trial so that they are arrested at the courthouse. He did it to Seth Allen. He did it to Aaron Walker. And he filed a bogus involuntary mental health petition against his wife that caused her to be arrested after a protective order hearing. Once was bad luck, twice was coincidence, and the third time was enemy action. A fourth time could get very interesting.

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MST3KU 04

Dementors!!!!11!!111!!

MST3KU04

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Acme Oncology

Acme Oncology

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Oh, No! Mr. TJO!

The Jovial One admits, "BTW -- yes, I was drunk when that photo was taken. So?"

Mr. TJO

And Another Thing—Mr. Bill's comment we quoted above was posted just a few minutes after he posted the picture.

drunk

Note that it was posted during business hours while he was working as a U. S. Government employee.

And This, Too—Mr. Bill has admitted online that he made personal posts while using government computers on government time.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:41 am Post subject: Re: BillyBigRig is a crook. Reply with quote

The Jovial One wrote:
That was uncalled for, Slinger. What’s more, it’s untrue. We are allowed to post on chat forums. I do not punch a clock… I am on duty basically 24/7 or whenever called or needed. If I take 45 seconds to respond to or create a post in between other things, that hardly constitutes “abuse.”


Perhaps Mr. Bill can explain how that picture and some of the other thousands of posts he made at the xmfan.com site fit in with the following NIH policy that was in force in 2006 and 2007 (and is still in effect today).

Actions Prohibited by the NIH Policy

Limited Authorized Personal Use of NIH Information Technology Resources

Unethical or illegal conduct.

Sending or posting obscene or offensive material in messages or forums.



Sending messages supporting political activity restricted under the Hatch Act.

Conducting any commercial or “for-profit” activity.



Sending, retrieving, viewing, displaying, or printing sexually explicit, suggestive text or images, or other offensive material.

# # #

Oh, no!

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Who is Mr. Bill Suing?

In his most recent abortive federal LOLsuit, Mr. Bill alleged that Howard Earl and Paul Krendler were two separate persons. In his new state LOLsuit he claims that they are the same person.

LOLsuit2_who

We'd suggest that Mr. Bill make up his mind if we thought he still had one.

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Poetic Justice

Poetic Justice

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Vengeance Weapon Planning

Vengeance Weapon

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Choosing the Right Medical Care

We were saddened to hear that Connie Hoge has cancer, but we were encouraged to hear that she is beginning treatment. We wish her to have a swift and complete recovery. She is in our prayers.

We have no information on how she is being treated beyond the mention of chemotherapy at Hogewash, but we feel confident that one proposed option has not been taken.

Compassionate Bill

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Another LOLsuit

Stupid is as stupid does.

LOLsuit 2

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Dead Air

Too Quiet

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Unintended Consequences

One of the major failings of the members of Team Kimberlin is the inability to see more than one or two moves ahead in the game. That and their lack of understanding of the rules of the game and, in some cases, even which game is being played.

Wrong LOLsuit

As with all the Original Kimberlin Unmasked graphics we recycle, this one's used without permission.

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Congratulations to Messrs. Johnson, Hoge, Doe, and Doe

Mr. Bill's LOLsuit against Eric Johnson, W. J. J. Hoge, Joe Doe 1, and John Doe 2 has been thrown out because Mr. Bill is too rich to be a pauper and the court in which he filed lacked jurisdiction over the case.

Dismissed

Oopsie. Poopsie.

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Mr. Bill vs. The Cops

We looked at the Maryland Judiciary Case Search database, and it says that the complaint for the new peace order violation charge against Mr. Bill is a police officer. Hoge has mentioned the Carroll County Sheriff's Office, so we're guessing that a deputy sheriff filed the charge. Mr. Bill mentioned something on one his posts a few days ago about an investigation being conducted by a "Detective Murray." Perhaps he found something.

Footlongs

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EDBSD Wrap Up

Yesterday was Everyone Draw Bill Schmalfeldt Day, and a good time was had by all! Mr. Bill even stopped by the site and made a fool of himself in the comment section.

We didn't announce any sort of contest for the event, but several of the submissions deserve recognition.

HONORABLE MENTION

Advice

THIRD PLACE

BigBill

SECOND PLACE

mucinex-bill

FIRST PLACE

PrisonSuit

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The Big Day Is Here!

It's Everone Draw Bill Schmalfeldt Day!

fanwebsite

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So That's What's Been Happening

Brett has filed an opposition to Stacy McCain's motion to dismiss, and it turns out that we have a supporting role in the drama.

Brett Racketeering ECF259

We note that the message was forwarded to Brett. Our working hypothesis is that Mr. Bill was the person who initiated the bogus complaint with Twitter.

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Coming This Friday

Everyone Draw 2

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A Special Day

Everyone Draw

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Fighting Above His ... ah ... IQ

You know, it probably isn't fair for Hoge to be engaged with a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Blobba v Hogie-Wan

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Under Penalty of Perjury

We tend to believe that Mr. Bill lied.

Another Lie

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Do You Really Want to Go There, Mr. Bill

The heat will keep going up until you leave the kitchen, Mr. Bill.

Suspension2

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Mr. Bill Doesn't Like Us

MrBillTweet949pm9feb15

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Is Mr. Bill a Lying Lowlife Scumbag?

Yes. Next question.

Scumbag

One More Thing—Mr. Bill is outraged that someone has included members of his family in their responses to his behavior. Of course, Mr. Bill has shown no real restraint in making use of Mrs. Stranahan and the Stranahan children, Mrs. Walker, Mrs. Hoge, Hoge's son, or family members of other of his targets. Mr. Bill has made his own karma and is reaping what he has sown.

BTW, family member who are not directly involved in a matter are strictly off limits here at Kimberlin Unmasked. Even in the comment section.

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An Unfair Match

We're betting on the Zombie coming out ahead in Mr. Bill's LOLsuit.

LOLsuit4

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Mr. Bill, Decorated Veteran

Mr. Bill likes to talk about his career in the Navy. He did one tour as a medical corpsman that included sometime with the Marines. He did a second tour as a navy journalist.

There's been some chatter on the Interwebz about Mr. Bill's service records. Several folks are researching them. One of us acquired a copy of his DD 214 (his discharge papers from active duty) some time ago. Since there seems to be so much interest in Mr. Bill's career, we thought we should share this—

Decorated Veteran

We believe the correct description of Mr. Bill's service would be REMF.

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Did We Touch a Nerve?

It seems that Mr. Bill is claiming that he got the @kimberlinunmask Twitter account suspended. We don't care whether he did it on his own or at his master's bidding. We simply guarantee that he will come to regret that action.

Suspension1

Mr. Bill, the heat will be going up in the kitchen. It will keep rising until you leave.

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Grasping at Straws

Mr. Bill is grasping at straws, trying to find some way of "proving" that all of his contacts with W. J. J. Hoge in violation of the current peace order were forged or done by someone else or whatever the excuse-of-the-day he's trying to peddle.

He's now trying to show that there's an online prank service that sends the message Hoge received and that he had nothing to do with anything.

LOLsuit3

Here are a few points to consider:

1. Hoge has never introduced the voicemail into evidence in any proceeding. That Mr. Bill would get so spun up about it reminds us of the reference to Proverbs 28:1 at the end of the Johnny Atsign episodes.

2. Even if the call were routed through the prank call site, that doesn't mean that Mr. Bill isn't the voice actor who recorded it or that he didn't initiate the call to Hoge's phone.

3. We called Hoge's phone (as listed at Hogewash) and timed voicemail message to the point where the tone beeps. While that time is consistent with the gag call beginning as soon as the line picked up and running over Hoge's voice mail greeting, the voicemail message ending before the rest of the gag script plays is suspicious.

Of course, if could be that Sluggo told Mr. Hand to make the call to get Mr. Bill in trouble.

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Forgeries?

If Mr. Bill really didn't mail that letter to Hoge, maybe he didn't mail that LOLsuit to the court.

LOLsuit2

Are the signature too much alike, not enough alike, or …

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Mr. Bill's LOLsuit

Actually, it's more of a LMAOsuit.

LOLsuit1

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Mr. Bill Sues Again

Mr. Bill has announced that he's filed a federal lawsuit against a yet-to-be-revealed laundry list of nasty people who have been writing things about him in the comment sections of Hogewash and Thinking Man's Zombie. Mr. Bill filed a similar suit last year, but withdrew it after only a few days when he found that he would have to pay the filing fee.

Frivolous Lawsuit

We hope to be able to contain our sense of butthurt if we aren't included among the defendants.
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Will Mr. Bill See His Shadow?

If he sees his shadow, we'll get another six weeks of LULZ from his tweets and blog posts. If he doesn't, we'll still get those same six weeks.

Groundhog Bill

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Legal Speculation

We aren't lawyers, but we talked to a couple of guys who play them on the Internet …

Legal Speculation

Maybe there’s method to Hoge’s madness.

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The Handwriting on the Wall

Handwriting

Mr. Bill’s signature translates into Aramaic as: MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN.

(Brett, you can look it up in the 5th chapter of the Book of Daniel.)

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Mr. BIll's Forgery Follies, Part Duex

Mr. Bill’s forgery claims don’t seem to be getting any real world traction.

Forgered Letter

Mr. Bill’s story has more holes than all the cheese in Switzerland.

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Mr. Bill's Forgery Follies

Mr. Bill has claimed that the letter that W. J. J. Hoge says he received is a forgery.

We understand that Brett was in the courtroom during Mr. Bill’s contempt hearing. It’s a shame that Brett’s being unable to testify in Maryland courts because of his perjury conviction prevented Mr. Bill from using him as an expert witness on forgery.

PO Forgery

One of those signatures is from the version of the petition that Mr. Bill tweeted. The other is from the version posted by Krendler.

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Tick, Tock

We have no idea what the actual outcome of Mr. Bill’s contempt hearing might be, but this page from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked (used without permission) seemed to have a certain resonance with the current situation.

tick_tock

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Mr. Bill Makes Contact

Let’s pretend that neither a blog comment nor an email resulting from a pingback enabled link is a contact for the purpose of a Maryland peace order. A letter is.

Oops.

Contact

We look forward to finding out the results of the contempt hearing this Friday.

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Meanwhile, Back At The Brettbunker ...

We managed to listen in on a recent strategy session in the Brettbunker (aka Mom’s Basement) …

Brettbunker

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Three Hots and a Cot for Mr. Bill?

3H&C

The Hogie-Wan image is taken from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked without permission.
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What a Difference a Year Makes

Actually, a bit more than a year. Back in late 2013, Mr. Bill was very confident about being able to defeat W. J. J. Hoge’s petition for an extension of the first peace order. He was certain that Hoge was going to jail for perjury.

13v15p1

13v15p2

13v15p3

Mr. Bill was wrong.

Fast forward to 2015, and as the contempt hearing for violation of the second peace order nears, Mr. Bill has shut up.

13v15p4

We doubt that Mr. Bill is headed to jail, unless he does something massively stupid in front of the judge, but there is likely to be some consequence for his actions.

The November, 2013, panels are from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked and are used without permission. We got them off of The Wayback Machine.

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Team Kimberlin Trading Cards: Mr. Bill

Announcing Team Kimberlin Trading Cards! No purchase necessary. Collect the whole set. Void where prohibited. Batteries not included. Your mileage may vary. Not for resale. Nutrition facts found on outer packaging. Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.

Mr Bill Trading Card

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Mr. Bill's Professionalism

Mr. Bill seems to believe that the Internet has not memory. Although he’s taken down some his abusive postings (such as the image of Mrs Hoge), many are still lurking on the Web (such as the YouTube animation targeting Mrs. Walker).

Professionalism

Mr. Bill whines that families should be off limits. Apparently, he means only his.

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And Now For Something Exactly The Same ...

Ho hum. He’s done it again.

Exactly the Same

When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.

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Mr. Bill Haz Sad ...

Mr. Bill haz sad because W. J. J. Hoge is taking his time filing his oppositions to Mr. Bill’s motions related to his upcoming show cause hearing for contempt. Just because Mr. Bill has a history of quickly filing poorly thought out court papers doesn’t mean that Hoge has to do so too.

Being Careful

Yes. Those of us who Mr. Bill calls “Lickspittles” adore Hoge’s megalomania that expresses itself in carefully reasoned court filings that are actually grounded in the facts and the law. We’re looking forward to seeing what he files in opposition to Mr. Bill’s motions. We assume that Hoge is taking his time in order to make sure that he’s getting his arguments correct. Also, we suspect that he has a life in the real world that makes demands on his time.

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Recycling Oedipal Bill

Here’s an Original Kimberlin Unmasked graphic with the talk balloons refilled with tweets from Mr. Bill’s @weltschmerz2015 account that he posted on January 17th. Once again, he’s attempting to try his case (a contempt show cause hearing relating to Hoge’s peace order) on the Internet, while Hoge appears be quietly waiting for the court to hear the matter. Taking history as our guide, we bet that Hoge has the better strategy.

Craven_Coward_Hoge

As usual, the Original Kimberlin Unmasked material is used without permission.
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Obeying Court Orders

Bill Schmalfeldt may not be getting all his advice from Acme Legal. He seems to be making some of it up as he goes along. One wrong idea he has is that he can get away with having disobeyed Hoge’s peace order if he can find a way to have it vacated. That’s not the way court orders work.

A group of civil rights protestors were busted for marching in violation of an injunction. They appealed all the way to the Supreme Court. And. Lost.

Obeying Court Orders

We’re getting better with this google searching for fact checking. We found the Walker v. Birmingham case on Google Scholar in under 5 minutes.
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Oh, No! Mr. Bill! (4)

SNL’s Mr. Bill has Sluggo and Mr. Hands. Our Mr. Bill has only himself to cause his own punishment. His karma is catching up to him.

Oh, No4

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What's the Password?

The circumstantial evidence suggests that whoever sent the “threatening” comment that Mr. Bill is complaining about was a registered user at schmalfeldt dot org. We’re willing to bet that William Hoge IV is not one.

Login

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Oh, No! Mr. Bill! (3)

Oh, No!3

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More Investigative Journalism

Say, this fact checking part of investigative journalism can be fun, and it’s a great way to sharpen your google-fu. It took one of us almost ten minutes of searching online to find a copy of a motion to dismiss that Mr. Bill filed in the Hoge v. Schmalfeldt copyright lawsuit last year. He included a copy of Hoge’s no further contact letter that followed up after the initial peace order. So Mr. Bill has provided unimpeachable documentary evidence that he was on notice and knew that he was on notice.

More Investigative Journalism

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Some Investigative Journalism

We noticed that Mr. Bill is broadcasting the theory that W. J. J. Hoge’s petition for contempt must fail because it was submitted on the wrong form. We decided to fact check that claim, so we got in touch with the Clerk of the Circuit Court in Carroll County. Actually, we didn’t speak with Mr. Sealing himself but with a very helpful lady in his office.

She informed us that if Mr. Hoge had used the wrong form, the Clerk’s office would have returned it to him. She said the preprinted form he used was the correct one for a petition filed with the Circuit Court. We asked about form number CC-DC-PO-007, Mr. Bill’s preferred form, and were told that it was a District Court form not used by the Circuit Court.

We realize that this is from an actual source within the Clerk’s office working during normal business hours and not the special Christmas Eve staff, but we are inclined to give more credence to this information than in Mr. Bill’s theorizing.

New Tech

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We Make the Big Time!

Cowabunga, Dudes! Mr. Bill has included cartoons from Kimberlin Unmasked in an exhibit in his motion to dismiss W. J. J. Hoge’s contempt petition for Mr. Bill’s violations of the current peace order. w00t!

KU Makes the Big Time

One More Thing—That Hogie-Wan image is from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked and is used without permission.
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Mr. Bill & Acme Legal

Mr. Bill thinks he’s found a loophole that will save him from the consequences of disobeying a court order. If he really believes that, we have a tunnel between Folkestone and Coquelles available for a nominal sum.

Mr. Bill and Acme

Hoge has said that he didn’t seek incarceration in his petition. It seems that he simply wants the court to compel Mr. Bill to obey its order. The court has the inherent power to enforce its own orders, and we presume that he judge will find an appropriate means of coercion.
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Team Kimberlin Swaps Some Tweets

Question asked and answered …

Don't Invade Manassas

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A Few Bolts Shy

Mr. Bill is talking out his … tailpipe again.

A Few Bolts Shy

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Mr. Bill Gets Ready

Mr. Bill said that he was looking for legal counsel, but now he is saying that he will mail his written answer to the contempt show cause order on Friday. It looks like he is stuck defending himself pro se.

Hoge has petitioned the court that issued the latest peace order against Mr. Bill to hold him in contempt because he contacted Hoge using a WordPress pingback.

Bill Gets Ready

We doubt that will be much screaming in Westminster, MD, over the weekend. Given what Hoge seems to have learned from an investigation conducted by Johnny Atsign and from his actually reading the pingback instructions from WordPress, we suspect that derisive laughter is more likely.

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Baghdad Blog is on the Job

Brett’s PR guy tries to get out in front of the Charlie Hebdo story …

Blob re Charlie

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Mr. Bill Tries to Lawyer Up

Looking for a Lawyer
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Mr. Bill and Acme Legal

Mr. Bill’s track record is such that he must be buying his legal advice from Acme. Given W. J. J. Hoge’s track record, we assume he’s actually been getting his advice from real lawyers.

Vehiculum aires attigit
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Mr. Bill Makes Another Fearless Forecast

Given Mr. Bill’s track record for predicting the outcome of court cases, W. J. J. Hoge should probably consider his petition a slam dunk.

Fearless Forecast
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The Return of Oedipal Bill

From time to time, we like to bring back posts from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked, sometimes with a bit of updating. Here’s a golden oldie—

Bloodthirsty Lickspittles small

Last year, it was criminal charges for violating a peace order. This year, it’s a civil contempt petition for violating a peace order. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
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Mr. Bill's Latin Lesson

Mr. Bill continues to simultaneously beclown himself and dig himself a deeper legal hole with respect to W. J. J. Hoge’s peace order. We take Hoge’s writing, “Murum aries attigit,” to mean that he is done with granting Mr. Bill any more quarter. Hoge’s use of Latin is sufficient for us to believe that he actually studied it in school—which means he has probably read Caesar and understands the context of that reference.

Bill Meets Caesar

The Atuatuci agreed to surrender to Caesar and then reneged on the agreement, attacking him during the night following the surrender negotiations. Caesar’s legions killed 4,000 of them that night. The next day, the ram hit the gates, the city was sacked, and the population killed or sold into slavery.

And Another Thing—Barbam tuam lava. Now write that 100 times, or …

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Mr. Bill, Law, and Latin

Given the Latin saying Hoge included in a post at Hogewash this afternoon, we assume that he has lost all patience with Mr. Bill.

Murum aries attigit
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The Dangers of Winter Travel

Mr. Bill sez he is afraid of the dangers of winter travel …

Winter Travel Plans
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Oh, No! Mr. Bill! (2)

War Stories

Whether as Brave Sir Bill, Obergruppenbill, Jabill, or a journomalist, Mr. Bill is a legend in his own mind.
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And Now For Something Completely Different ...

Don’t worry, this site isn’t all Downfall all the time. We have some other themes. This one seems to fit Mr. Bill.

Brave_Sir_William

BTW, Mr. Bill, “Weltschmerz” can be idiomatically translated as “world of hurt.”
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The Name of the Game

W. J. J. Hoge got a second peace order against Mr. Bill, and Mr. Bill sent an email and a pingback comment to Hoge’s blog. Hoge must not have been amused because he filed a contempt of court petition. A hearing is scheduled at the end of January.

RollingDoubles
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Voice of Doom

Here’s another blast from the past that seems to fit the present …

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This is from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked and is used without permission.
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Somethings Never Change

It seems like a good time to bring back one from the archives.

baghdadblob copy

This is from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked and is used without permission.
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You Knew It Couldn't Last

Mr. Bill is back with yet another rebranding of his peculiar left-wing “comedy.”

The quiet was nice while it lasted.

I Stink
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A Postcard From Elkridge

There’s a movie cliche that has a couple of cowboys, or Marines, or whoever on watch when one of them says, “It sure is quiet out there.” To which the other replies, “Yeah. Too quiet.” Then all hell breaks loose.

It sure is quiet in Elkridge.

IndexOf_
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Mr. Bill: Zombie Hunter

Mr. Bill combines his sooper investigative journamalist skilz with his airborne ranger Marine medic experience …

Zombie Hunter
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Mr. Bill Gets His Answer, Fed to Fed

As Mr. Bill has said, “It’s all horseshti!”

Modern Postal Regulations
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Mr. Bill Meets Mr. Trademark

Oh, no! Mr. Bill!

Lanham Act

Mr. Bill was all hot to use the Lanham Act to sue or prosecute or something people for writing “false” reviews of his books and CDs. but he couldn’t get the Amazon Federal Police to take interest.

The Hogie-Wan image is from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked and is used without permission.
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Is Mr. Bill a False Prophet?

Mr. Bill makes all sorts of silly predictions about legal matters. Those of us who have been following his escapades for a while remember how he predicted with certainty that W. J. J. Hoge would be led away in handcuffs from a hearing. Mr. Bill also boasted of having Mr. Hoge’s peace order quashed. Neither happened.

Past Performance

Mr. Bill is a dolt. He’s become a sick joke. He is no longer a source of harassment, only laughter.

One More Thing—The image from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked is used without permission.
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Mr. Bill Isn't Grateful

Mr. Bill is all bent out of shape because someone sent him a present that made him look in the mirror.

Gift Horseshit

One More Thing—For those of you who haven’t been following Mr. Bill’s follies, the gift was a one-litre tub of horse manure sent from a company called ShitExpress in Slovakia.
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Is Mr. Bill Lonely?

Earlier this week, Mr. Bill got down off his high horse about being given a gift of horseshit and began one of his sporadic episodes of non-harassing “comedy.” This time it lasted longer than usual, about four days. Clearly, he missed his sweaty-palmed Happy Place.

Is Mr Bill Lonely
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Getting Mr. Bill's Shit Together

Someone pranked Bill Schmalfeldt by having him sent a box of horse manure in the mail. Mr. Bill did not take the joke well.

BS'sS
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Breitbart Unmasked

Breitbart Unmasked is a website that Brett started in order to harass his enemies. It’s been through several different retoolings. The Original Kimberlin Unmasked site was created in part to give Brett a dose of his own medicine. But the big difference between the two sites was that BU relied on lying about Brett’s enemies whereas KU relied on telling the truth and making fun of Brett and his associates.

BU_1

We’ll have more about Breitbart Unmasked as we go along.
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War Stories

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away …

WarStories
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Is Mr. Bill Shy?

Mr. Bill alleges on his Twitter feed that he has contacted this blog and asked us to remove his likeness. As of 1645 hours today at our server in The Netherlands, no comment has been posted by Mr. Bill, nor has any email been received from him or anyone claiming to represent hm. In any event, here is the official Kimberlin Unmasked answer to any such request.

FanMail
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Oh, No! Mr. Bill!

Brett isn’t the only member of Team Kimberlin who’s too stupid to know when he’s licked.

MrBillsRevenge
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