Brett Kimberlin

Pondering Brett and Mr. Bill

Pondering Brett and Bill
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The Defense Table, August 21?

Defense Table

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Oral Argument 33

OralArgue33

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MST3KU 199

MST3KU199

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A Brett Filing Fiasco

Filing Fiasco

Comments

LOLsuit VIII Funnies 07

LOLsuit8Funnies07t

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MST3KU 198

MST3KU198

Comments

Oral Argument 31

OralArgue31

Comments

Strong Opposition

Strong Opposition

Comments

Unfrozen?

Unfrozen Calendar

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Adventures of Acme Legal 89

Adventures89

Comments

Cross Examination 52

CrossExam52

Comments

They'll Need Evidence

Evidence Required

Comments

MST3KU 197

MST3KU197

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Oral Argument 27

OralArgue27

Comments

MST3KU 196

MST3KU196

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Adventures of Acme Legal 85

Adventures85

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Adventures of Acme Legal 84

Adventures84

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The Speedway Bomber

Speedway Bomber

Comments

Oral Argument 24

OralArgue24

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Oral Argument 23

OralArgue23

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Adventures of Acme Legal 83

Adventures83_1
Adventures83_2

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You Keep Using That Word 20

That Word 20
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Adventures of Acme Legal 82

Adventures82

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Cross Examination 48

CrossExam48

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At Our Last Editorial Meeting ...

Editorial Meeting 01

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Cross Examination 47

CrossExam47

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Free Parking

FreeParking

Comments

MST3KU 194

MST3KU194

Comments

Someone Has Forged Something

Forging Forgers

Comments

Cross Examination 46

CrossExam46

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (81)

Adventures81

Comments

Oral Argument 15

OralArgue15

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Oral Argument 14

OralArgue14

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Oral Argument 13

OralArgue13

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Oral Argument 11

OralArgue11

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Cross Examination 44

CrossExam44

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Cross Examination 43



CrossExam43
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Adventures of Acme Legal (80)

Adventures80

Comments

Please Excuse Brett's Tardiness

Tardiness Excuses

Comments

A Defense Strategy for Brett

Contempt Strategy

Comments

Brett, Exxon & Forgery

Brett&Exxon

Comments

Serving Stephen Bannon

Serving Bannon

Comments

Another Snow Delay?

Another Snow Delay

Comments

Overlapping Deadlines

Frey and Hoge

Comments

Ali Akbar Sez

Akbar As Witness

Comments

Aaron Walker Sez

Walker As Witness

Comments

Stacy McCain Sez

McCain As Witness

Comments

You Keep Using That Word 15

That Word 15

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (79)

Adventures79

Comments

Cross Examination 42

CrossExam42

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Scoring the Loco Motions

The Loco Motions Score

Comments

Oral Argument 09

OralArgue09

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Revenge of the Derp

The_Derp_Side

Comments

Judges' Opinions

Judges' View

Comments

Does Brett Measure Up? No. 23

DBMU23

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (77)

Adventures77

Comments

Great Timing, Brett

RICO3 Prepares

Comments

Left Out?

Left Out

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (76)

Adventures76

Comments

Whose Lunacy?

Grammar Check

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (35)

About 35_1
About 35_2

Comments

MST3KU 189

MST3KU189

Comments

Timely Timing

Timing2

Comments

MST3KU 187

MST3KU187

Comments

But Brett is Special

Late Again

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Oral Argument 08

OralArgue08

Comments

Notarized Nonsense

Notary Nonsense

Comments

Right On Top

RightOnIt

Comments

A Bad Week?

BadWeek

Comments

The Case of the Missing Signature

Signature

Comments

Hogewatch?

AnotherDeadSite

Comments

Brettbunker 15

Brettbunker15

Comments

MST3KU 185

MST3KU185

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (74)

Adventures74

Comments

No Snow for You

NoSnowDay

Comments

Cross Examination 41

CrossExam41

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (73)

Adventures73

Comments

Cross Examination 40

CrossExam40

Comments

MST3KU 183

MST3KU183

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Acme Reliability

Product Failure

Comments

Does Brett Measure Up? 22

DBMU22

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MST3KU 182

MST3KU182

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Appealing?

Appelaing NOT

Comments

Brett's Imaginary Conspiracy

Imaginary Conspiracy

Comments

Adventures of Acme Leagal 72

Adventures72

Comments

Keeping Up?

Trying2KeepUp

Comments

Not Everyone is Doin' the Loco Motions

OralArgue07

Comments

FWIW

YGWYPF

Comments

Sanctions

Sanctions

Comments

Tis the Season

Xmas2016a

Comments

Has Brett Recorded Covers of These?

Tunes2Cover

Comments

CoSA Sez No

CoSA Sez No

Comments

More Poetry

Haiku 10

Comments

Mmmmm

PopcornBowl

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (34)

About 34_1
About 34_2

Comments

Now, About That Reward ...

RewardFraud

Comments

Do the Loco Motions 3

Loco Motions 03

Comments

MST3KU 181

MST3KU181

Comments

Point & Counterpoint

PointCounterpoint

Comments

You Keep Using That Word 11

That Word 11

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (71)

Adventures71

Comments

Oral Arugment 06

OralArgue06

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Adventures of Acme Legal (70)

Adventures70

Comments

Deadlines

PersistenceOfDeadlines

Comments

Oral Argument 04

OralArgue04

Comments

Oral Argument 03

OralArgue03

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (68)

Adventures68

Comments

Does Brett Measure Up? 21

DBMU21

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Cross Examination 38

CrossExam38

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Protecting the Election

SavingTrump

Comments

Fallout from the Election

TooBusy

Comments

Dread Piracy?

DreadPirateKimberlin
Comments

The Wiz

WizardOfOdd

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (67)

Adventures67

Comments

Master Hackerz!

JTMP Hackers

Comments

MST3KU179

MST3KU179

Comments

MST3KU 178

MST3KU178

Comments

The Real Paul Krendler?

ZombieBill

Comments

The Real Hogie-Wan

The Real Hogie-Wan

Comments

Who's Who—Not

Not Krendler

Comments

Pick On Someone Your Own Size, Brett

DBMU20

Comments

You Keep Using That Word 09

That Word 9

Comments

Brett Lied 02

Brett Lied 02

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Brett Lied 01

Brett Lied 01

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Our Take

Our Take

Comments

MST3KU 176

MST3KU176

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Good Advice

Brett's Best Defense

Comments

MST3KU 175

MST3KU175

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Cross Examinaton 35

CrossExam35

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Cross Examination 34

CrossExam34

Comments

Murum Aries Attigit, Brett

Murum Aries Attigit Brett

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The Joys of Oral Argument 01

OralArgue01

Comments

Quiet, They're on a Roll

On a Roll

Comments

MST3KU 172

MST3KU172

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (65)

Adventures65

Comments

Playing Munchkin?

Munchkin

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (64)

Adventures64

Comments

Pro Se Dog Speaks for Acme (9)

ProSe Dog Speaks09

Comments

Does Brett Measure Up? No. 19

DBMU19

Comments

Cross Examination 29

CrossExam29

Comments

Cross Examination 28

CrossExam28

Comments

MST3KU 171

MST3KU171

Comments

MST3KU 170

MST3KU170

Comments

Hitler Finds Out (33)

About 33_1
About 33_2

Comments

Cross Examination 27

CrossExam27

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MST3KU 168

MST3KU168

Comments

A Different Tune

DifferentTune

Comments

Case Preparation

Sep27Prep01

Comments

Cross Examinations 25

CrossExam25

Comments

Advendtures of Acme Legal (61)

Adventures61

Comments

MST3KU 166

MST3KU166

Comments

Cross Examination 21/22

CrossExam21
CrossExam22

Comments

MST3KU 165

MST3KU165

Comments

Brett Kimberlin, Concern Troll

Concern Troll

Comments

You Keep Using That Word 08

That Word 8

Comments

Nuts!

How Hogie-Wan Wins

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (60)

Adventures60

Comments

Montgomery County Justice

MoCo Justice

Comments

Brett and the Supremes

The Supremes

Comments

Pro Se Follies

Pro Se Follies

Comments

Hitler Finds Out (32)

About 32_1
About 32_2

Comments

Box 9576

Box 9576

Comments

Brett Doesn't Like Judge Mason

Brett and Mason

Comments

Haiku No. 9

Haiku 09

Comments

Brett and Discovery

Discovered Kimberlin

Comments

An Appeal in a Nutshell

Nutshell

Comments

Cross Examaination 20

CrossExam20

Comments

Show Cause Follies

Show Cause Follies

Comments

The Undiscoveralbe Kimberlin?

The Undiscoverable Kimberlin

Comments

Handwriting Analysis

Handwriting Analysis

Comments

Nutty as a Fruitcake?

Pysch Evals

Comments

Lust for Judgment

Lust for Judgment

Comments

Brett Tells the Court

Brett Tells the Court

Comments

Advetures of Acme Legal (59)

Adventures59

Comments

Among the Most Hated?

Most Hated

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (58)

Adventures58

Comments

And Let Slip the Dogs of #War ...

Dogs of #War

Comments

Cross Examination 17

CrossExam17

Comments

MST3KU 164

MST3KU164

Comments

Does Brett Measure Up? 18

DBMU18

Comments

Hitler Finds Out (31)

About 31_1
About 31_2

Comments

As Things Proceed ...

Things Proceed

Comments

CrossExamination 16

CrossExam16

Comments

Oops!

Didn't Think

Comments

Hoge Retains Walker

Hoge Retains Walker

Comments

Another Failure

Another Failure

Comments

How's That Lawfare Goin', Brett?

Various Rulings

Comments

Cross Examination 15

CrossExam15

Comments

You Keep Using That Word 07

That Word 7

Comments

More From the Brettbunker ...

Brettbunker14

Comments

Reserved Accomodations?

Reserved Accomodations

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (56)

Adventures56

Comments

Haiku No. 8

Haiku 08

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (30)

About 30_1
About 30_2

Comments

Hysterics Over Imagined Histrionics

That Word 6

Comments

Kimberlin Fails

Kimberlin Fails

Comments

Go Ahead ...

At Risk

Comments

Slipping or Imploding?

Slipping Support

Comments

Cross Examination 14

CrossExam14

Comments

False Narratives?

Selling False Narratives

Comments

Pro Se Dog Speaks for Acme 07

ProSe Dog Speaks07

Comments

Brett's in a Hurry

ProSe Dog Speaks06

Comments

Brett Feels Harassed

Brett Feels Harassed

Comments

It's On the Label

Tricksie Labels

Comments

Cross Examination 12

CrossExam12

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (29)

About 29_1
About 29_2

Comments

MST3KU 163

MST3KU163

Comments

Who's Krendler?

Who's Krendler

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (52)

Adventures52

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (28)

About 28_1
About 28_2

Comments

A New Strategy?

New Strategy

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (51)

Adventures51

Comments

Pro Se Dog Speaks for Acme Legal (5)

ProSe Dog Speaks05

Comments

Brett's Job Description

ProSe Dog Speaks04

Comments

LULZ News

Suing_Mitch

Comments

At a Loss for LULZ

Too Silly

Comments

Coming Court Appearances

The Two Williams

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (49)

Adventures49

Comments

Finding Lost Pro Ses

Evading Service03

Comments

Brett's Game of Hide and Seek

Evaded Service 02

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (27)

About 27_1
About 27_2

Comments

Brave Sir Brett

Evaded Service

Comments

Special Delivery

Special Delivery

Comments

Service with a Smile (MST3KU 162)

MST3KU162

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (48)

Adventures48

Comments

The Farce is with Them

Disturbance

Comments

Dead Deadlines

Acme Subpoenas 2

Comments

In the Brettbunker (13)

Brettbunker13

Comments

A Not So Special Appeal

Special Appeal

Comments

Comparative Strategies

Comparative Strategies

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (26)

About 26_1About 26_2


Comments

Whose False Narratives?

False Narratives

Comments

* Anvil Drop *

MST3KU161

Comments

LOLsuits and Reputation Management

Failing LOLsuits

Comments

Time's Up, Pro Se Dog

Discovery Ends

Comments

Downfall Parody Number 25

About 25_1
About 25_2

Comments

RICO 2 Dismissed

RICO2 Dismissed

Comments

Another Rough Week

Another Rough Week

Comments

Sometimes One Does Go to Mordor

New Meme

Comments

Triple Play

Triple Play

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (46)

Adventures46

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (44)

Adventures44

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (24)

About 24_1
About 24_2

Comments

The Sayings of Chairman Mayo (36)

Sayings36 with Backtalk copy

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (43)

Adventures43

Comments

Pro Se Dog Speaks for Acme Legal (3)

ProSe Dog Speaks03

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (42)

Adventures42

Comments

Monkey Sez

Monkey Sez

Comments

Pro Se Dog Speaks for Acme Legal (2)

ProSe Dog Speaks02

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (41)

What part of "No" do you not understand?

Adventures41

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Acme Legal Discovery Leaks

Well, we were wrong. We had planned to publish this one when Bunny Boy ran a post based on leaked discovery material from the Kimberlin v. Frey LOLsuit, but it looks like Brett has put quotes from discovery documents in an open court filing as a way to leak material.

Seeing Sealed Discovery

Comments

Pro Se Dog Speaks for Acme Legal (1)

ProSe Dog Speaks 01

Comments

Tick, Tock?

Tick&Tock

Comments

The Usual Suspects

MST3KU156

Comments

More Subpoenas!

Acme Subpoenas

Comments

Cross Examination 08

CrossExam08

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (23)

About 23_1
About 23_2

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (39)

Adventures39

Comments

Not Very Appealing, Is He?

DBMU17

Comments

Something Useful From Acme? (MST3KU 153)

MST3KU153

Comments

The Acme Way

The Acme Way

Comments

Now That's a Happy Prius!

Happy Prius

Comments

Record Snowjob

Record Snow

Comments

Acme Legal Scholarship

LSAT

Comments

Another Snow Job?

Inclement Weather

Comments

Amended Complaints

Amended Complaints

Comments

Another Meeting in the Brettbunker

BrettBunker12

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (22)

About 22_1
About 22_2

Comments

MST3KU 150

MST3KU150

Comments

Does Brett Measure Up? 16

DBMU16

Comments

Cross Examination 07

CrossExam07

Comments

How The Lawfare Goin', Brett?

NBC2

Comments

Wrong Again, Bunny Boy

Subpoenas-Wrong


Comments

Reporting on Acme Legal

Reporting on Acme

Comments

Arguing for the Other Side

Arguing For the Other Side

Comments

Does Brett Measure Up? No. 15

DBMU15

Comments

Double Secret Exoneration (MST3KU 148)

MST3KU148

Comments

Brettbunker 11

Brettbunker11

Comments

Hitler Finds Out ... (21)

About 21_1
About 21_2

Comments

Cross Examination 04

CrossExam04

Comments

Cross Examination 02

CrossExam02

Comments

Brett's 2015 Lawfare Review

2015Review

Comments

Supporting Progressive Organizations (MST3KU 147)

MST3KU147

Comments

A Brettbunker Holiday

Brettbunker Xmas

Comments

Pro Se Holidays 2015

ProSe Christmas 2015

Comments

Bunny Boy's Memory Hole

Editorial Clean Up

Comments

Vigilans Vindex is Latin for "Watchful Avenger"

Watching

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (35)

Adventures35

Comments

The Farce Awakens (MST3KU 146)

MST3KU146

Comments

Yes, It Is. No, It Isn't! (MST3KU 145)

MST3KU145

Comments

Frightened Nuns?

Frightened Nuns

Comments

Double Jeoprady? (MST3KU 144)

MST3KU144

Comments

Too Late, Brett

Too Late

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (31)

Adventures31

Comments

Oppose Those Defense Motions

Oppose Those Defense Motions

Comments

Trolls (MST3KU 142)

MST3KU142

Comments

Lots of LOLsuits, So Little Time

So Many LOLsuits

Comments

The Court Calendar

DBMU14

Comments

He's On It!

Busy Days

Comments

Driving Ambition MST3KU 139

MST3KU139

Comments

Brett Finds Mr. Bill's Comments the Hard Way

Adventures28

Comments

Another Meeting in the Brettbunker

Brettbunker10

Comments

Sources

Sources

Comments

An Acme Double Whammy

Adventures27_1
Adventures27_2

Comments

Bombing Again

Prolog

Comments

Drawing a Crowd (MST3KU 134)

MST3KU134

Comments

The Sayings of Chairman Mayo 10

Sayings10

Comments

All Brett Kimberlin's Men (MST3KU 133)

MST3KU133

Comments

How to Start a Leak

Adventures26

Comments

An Untold Story

Haiku 05

Comments

SOL

That Word 3

Comments

Investigative Journamalism

Boss Interview

Comments

Adventures of Acme Legal (24)

Adventures24

Comments

Yappy Dogs (MST3KU 132)

MST3KU132

Comments

Another Failed Plan

Brettbunker9

Comments

Poetic Justice

Haiku 01

Comments

MST3KU 130

MST3KU130

Comments

Your Modern Calendar ...

Math is Hard 3

Comments

Our Only Wish to Catch a Fish (MST3KU 129)

MST3KU129

Comments

Adventure of Acme Legal (22)

Adventures22

Comments

RICO 2 Update

RIC0 2 Update

Comments

Blowing a Fuse or a Fuze (MST3KU 128)

MST3KU128

Comments

Moby Brett (MST3KU 127)

MST3KU127

Comments

Hitler Discovers

About 18_1
About 18_2

Comments

Professional Bradcaster

Discovery01

Comments

More Good News

Frey Protective Order

Comments

No Subpoenas

DBMU13

Comments

C'mon, Pro Se, File Your Loco Motion

Loco Motions 01

Comments

The Adventures of Acme Legal Number 21

Adventures21 copy

Comments

Memory Hole

Memory Hole

Comments

Zombie ID

Let Me Know

Comments

MST3KU 125

MST3KU125

Comments

MST3KU 124

MST3KU124

Comments

Where's Brett?

Where's Brett 1

Comments

Busy Brett

Keepin_Busy

Comments

As Brett's Support Fades ...

More Comfortable

Comments

MST3KU 122

MST3KU122

Comments

Brett's Self-Image (2)

SelfImage2

Comments

Back to Basics

GymBag2

Comments

Brett Behind the Curve

Deadline Met

Comments

Oh, That Playbook!

TeamThemisPlaybook

Comments

Another Fishing Expedition (MST3KU 121)

MST3KU121

Comments

Contradiction

Contradiction

Comments

Hitler Cuts His Losses?

About 17_1
About 17_2

Comments

A Fishing Expedition?

FishingLicense

A tip of the hat to @BKWatch for the suggestion.

Comments

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, ...

HogeieWan_Spy

Comments

Arrrr!

Talk Like a Pirate

Comments

R-E-S-P-E-C-T (MST3KU 120)

MST3KU120

Comments

Is He Tying to Win ,Or ...

Trying2Lose

Comments

All the Snooze

AllTheNews

Comments

Coming Up Short?

About 16_1
About 16_2

Comments

Sharks and Lawyers

MST3KU119

Comments

The Old Brett and the Sleaze (MST3KU 118)

MST3KU118

Comments

Facing the "Music" (MST3KU 117)

MST3KU117

Comments

Lost in Court

Does Not Impute

Comments

Just Drop It, Brett

Still Suing Nagy

Comments

Brass Knuckles Reputation Management

Brettbunker8

Comments

Can Brett Stretch Himself?

DBMU12

Comments

How Can You Be Two People At Once ...

Dual Purpose

Comments

What in a Name, Brett?

What's in a Name

Comments

How's That Workin' For You, Brett?

Adventures17

Comments

Get to Work, Bunny Boy

Spin

Comments

Strategic Planning?

Brettbunker7

Comments

Lying to the Court Could Be His Downfall

About 15_1
About 15_2

Comments

It's in the Bag

GymBag

Comments

Post Office

DBMU11

Comments

Plead Insanity, Brett

Brett seems to be having real trouble serving defendants via mail.

PO Regs

Comments

Brett Finds Out ...

Brett_Finds_Out

Comments

And True

BadService

Comments

Brett's Photographer

FrustratedPhotographer

Comments

Problems With Service

About 14_1
About 14_2

Comments

Does Brett Measure Up? No. 10

DBMU10

Comments

What Are You Afraid Of, Brett?

Adventures13

Comments

Something To Be Thankful For

Thankful

Comments

We Make the Big Time!

Adventures12

Comments

Brett's Self-Image

SelfImage

Comments

And Again ...

About 13_1
About 13_2

Comments

From the Balcony (MST3KU 115)

MST3KU115

Comments

Mr. Bill and Brett

BillandBrett

Comments

Busy Brett

Busy Brett

Comments

An Interest in Teenagers (MST3KU 113)

MST3KU113

Comments

Again?

About 12_1
About 12_2

Comments

Walker Pushes Back

AWPushback

Comments

I Have a Cunning Plan!

BrettChannelsBaldrick

Comments

It's Not in the Cards

GreenCard

Comments

Got Any Aces?

Brett Tries Again

Comments

Disorderly Lawfare (MST3KU 112)

MST3KU112

Comments

Punching Back

I seems that Aaron Walker has had enough of Brett's lawfare.

AWPunchesBack

Comments

Diminutive Bombers Flock Together (MST3KU 111)

MST3KU111

Comments

Acme Makes Plans

Adventures08

Comments

Another Downfall Parody

About 11_1
About 11_2

Comments

It Can Happen to an Empty Suit

Overlooked

Comments

His Real Goal?

MST3KU110

Comments

A Scene From The Brettbunker

Brettbunker5

Comments

The Fat One and His Boss (MST3KU 108)

MST3KU108

Comments

He Who Must Not Be Named Has a Bad Day (MST3KU 107)

MST3KU107

Comments

Art Almost Imitates Life (MST3KU 106)

MST3KU106

Comments

Bad News for Brett

Brettbunker4

Comments

So, How Did June Go?

About 10_1
About 10_2

Comments

Where's the Kaboom? (MST3KU 105)

MST3KU105

Comments

Big Impressions (MST3KU 104)

MST3KU104

Comments

Frogmarched

Brett has tried to frame Aaron Walker for a bunch of crimes—assault, failure to comply with a peace order, harassment, and electronic harassment of a minor. He's falsely accused W. J. J . Hoge of harassment and electronic harassment of a minor as well. Filing a false report with a cop or judicial officer is a crime in Maryland. One of these days …

Frogmarched

Comments

Red or Blue? (MST3KU 102)

How does Brett get people to believe his stories?

MST3KU102

Comments

But He Will Be Soon (MST3KU 101)

Kimberlin v. Walker (peace order and appeal), Kimberlin v. Walker 2 (peace order and appeal), Kimberlin v. Norton (peace order and appeal), Kimberlin v. Walker, et al., Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (federal suit and appeal), Kimberlin v. Home Depot, Kimberlin v. Hoge (peace order and appeal), State v. Walker (electronic harassment), and State v. Hoge (electronic harassment) have all failed. How long will it be before the remaining cases follow them?

MST3KU101

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Alinsky's Rule 5 and McCain's Rule 5

Alinksy's Rule 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions.

BrettbunkerX

With that, we'll let a McCain's Rule 5 Girl weigh in …

DBMU9

Comments

More Activity From Acme (MST3KU 99)

MST3KU99

Comments

Revising the Revision of the Revision of the ...

Adventures04

Comments

Long-Winded But Ineffective (MST3KU 98)

Brett writes looooong complaints accusing sometimes dozens of defendants with multiple offenses, and he has yet to win anything in the end.

MST3KU98

Comments

The Truth Be Told NOT ... (MST3KU 97)

MST3KU97

Comments

The Fourth Circuit Finds Brett Unappealing

Brett has lost another round in court. We can hardly wait to hear how Bunny Boy and Ankle Biter Willie will spin it as a win.

Adventures02

Comments

Zippity-Do-Dah (MST3KU 96)

MST3KU96

Comments

Unexpected Discovery (MST3KU 93)

The single claim remaining against a single defendant is all that is left of Brett's first racketeering LOLsuit. The parties are now going through discovery.

MST3KU93

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The Adventures of Acme Legal No. 1

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Did Someone Ask for a Dwarf Joke?

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Team Kimberlin Gets Ready (MST3KU 92)

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Subpoena Follies

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Kaboom?

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An Audio Oddity

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We're on a Mission (MST3KU 91)

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The Undiscovered Country (MST3KU 90)

Brett screwed up discovery in the state LOLsuit he lost in 2014. Looking at the stuff published at Hogewash, it seems that he tried to use it as a fishing expedition on matters unrelated to his case, and, of course, he was unsuccessful in his attempt at stonewalling the answers to the defendants' discovery. Does anyone know if he ever paid the sanction for diddling with discovery in that case?

He's dodged the discovery bullet so far in his first racketeering case. So far. It will be interesting to see what Patterico seeks.

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There are interesting times ahead.

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Voom? (MST3KU 89)

Brett's appeal of the dismissal of his racketeering LOLsuit is collecting informal response briefs and, now, a motion for sanctions.

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MST3KU 87

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Brett's Titanic Error (MST3KU 86)

Brett has screwed up. He has tried to use Neal Rauhauser's theory of lawfare against the wrong people. He's finding that some media organizations are willing to go to the mat for the First Amendment, that there are dedicated lawyers willing to work pro bono to defend the First Amendment, and that some bloggers are willing to engage him as pro se litigants at low cost. Lawfare works in some cases because in some case the process becomes the punishment. Brett is seeing that turned back on him.

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Moving Up (MST3KU 85)

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Busted for Drugs in Texas (MST3KU 83)

Some performers busted for drugs in Texas go on to have successful music careers. We're told that talent helps.

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Another Bogus Twitter Suspension

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An Anti-SLAPP Motion

Aaron Walker filed a motion to dismiss Brett's latest LOLsuit in state court based on Maryland's Anti-SLAPP law. (SLAPP stands for Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation.) SLAPP laws are aimed at protecting First Amendment rights against the the kind of shutuppery lawfare that Brett has been engaging in.

Brett didn't bother to oppose Walker's motion, so now Walker has asked for a hearing on his unopposed motion to dismiss.

SLAPP

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Bad Timing, Marvin

Marvin showed up early one afternoon in September, 1978. The earth-shattering didn't come until later that evening.

Too Early

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Brett's Bad Chemistry

Some of Brett's convictions were the results of unfortunate interactions with certain chemicals.

His perjury conviction came about from lies he told to a grand jury about his dealing LSD, and 50 years of his 51+ year aggregated sentence (which expires in 2030) came from his use of Tovex in his time bombs.

Chemistry

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Jailhouse Schlock (MST3KU 82)

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He Who Must Not Be Named (MST3KU 81)

Brett was "He Who Must Not Be Named" for a few weeks in 2012 after he got a Montgomery County District Court judge to make an unconstitutional gag order part of a peace order against Aaron Walker. First, the gag order, and then, the whole peace order were overturned on appeal to the Circuit Court.

With his over-the-top cease and desist missive, if looks like Mr. Bill wants to follow in his "excellent friend's" footsteps.

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Brett's Briefs

We read the copy of Brett's brief that he filed with the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals. We also went to the court's website and read the instructions on how to file the sort of brief the court ordered him to file.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Brett's Briefs

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Brand Loyalty Explained? (MST3KU 80)

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Brett's Reputation is Badenov (MST3KU 79)

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Malicious Prosecution

Twice as Hard

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MST3KU 78

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The Saturday Afternoon Opera (MST3KU 77)

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Meanwhile, Back at the Brettbunker ...

So Brett wan't able to represent his daughter at the peace order trial against W. J. J. Hoge last Thursday. He continues to bat 1000 at losing.

Peace Order Loss

It's almost enough to make us wonder why Brett keeps sticking to a losing strategy.

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A Zombie Asks a Question

Inquiring Minds

Funny you should ask. We have heard that the topic came up at all. Perhaps, Mr. Bill knows.

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The Downfall of Lawfare?

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Meep! Meep! (MST3KU 75)

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The Real Mind Behind Acme (MST3KU 74)

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Batting 1000 at Failure (MST3KU 72)

Two peace orders against Aaron Walker. A peace order against John Norton. The LOLsuit against Walker, Hoge, McCain, Ali, and the Original Kimberlin Unmasked. The racketeering against two dozen defendants. The rip off suit against Home Depot.

Every single one was a loser for Brett, and he still keeps filing 'em.

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The Incredible Shrinking Brett (MST3KU 70)

As Brett becomes more well known and as he continues to lose court case after court case, perhaps it's time of a career change.

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All Is Proceeding ...

The Long Game
The Longer Game

… to the ram battering through the wall.

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Team Kimberlin Makes Plans

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Déjà Vu

It seems like a good time to recycle this golden oldie from the original Kimberlin Unmasked with just a bit of updating …

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No Connection?

One of the things Brett has sued so many people over is his being dropped from a State Department program because of truthful report about his being the Speedway Bomber. It's as if he thinks it was unreasonable for the State Department to be concerned about the optics of a convicted serial bomber training "activists" from the Middle East.

No Connection

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Go Figure

Go Figure

Of course, Brett does have the resources of his "charities" …

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Making All His Nowhere Plans ... (MST3KU 67)

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Kaboom (MST3KU 66)

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Watching Cartoon Watches (MS3KU 64)

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A Moment of Truth (MST3KU 63)

When Brett tried to control his reputation via lawfare, he managed to bluff a few people into submission, but the losses he's suffered (he's 0 for 3 against Hoge and 0 for 4 against Walker) show that he's pretty much a humbug.

Unlike the Wizard, Brett is not benign. He's shown that by including defendant's he had settled with in his appeal of his racketeering lawsuit. Not only is he a humbug, he's looks to be a backstabbing one.

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Brett and his team of cyberstalking thugs can still engage in harassment. However, they're becoming more trouble than they're worth to those who once found them useful. Diddling with Twitter account now pretty much all they have left that works. Meanwhile, Brett's opposition has discovered that they are the ones with hearts and brains and courage.

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More Bad News

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A Million Dollars (MST3KU 61)

Brett sought a million dollars in damages with his first state lawsuit. He lost.

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There is probably no truth to the rumor that Brett is being considered for the role of Mini-Me in the Austin Powers remake.
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The LOLsuit of Doom

Temple of Dumb

Inspired by the title suggestion from Paul Krendler.

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Is Brett Appealing? (MST3KU 60)

Only in the sense that he's trying to get the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals to review his loss of his racketeering lawsuit …

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BOOM? (MST3KU 59)

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BOOM! (MST3KU 58)

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MST3KU 57

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Is a Half-Truth a Half-Lie?

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Too Tall and Too Old (MST3KU 56)

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Brett v. Home Depot

Brett claims to be one of several million customers of Home Deposit whose credit cards accounts were affected by a data breach at Home Depot. Yeah, big deal. It happened to one of us too. Brett is suing.

BKvHomeDepot

We wonder it this suit would have been filed if Home Depot were one of the companies donating building supplies to Brett's Green Casa Maryland project?
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AYBABTU (MST3KU 53)

C.O.U.R.T.S. to Brett: All your base are belong to us.

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KU adds: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha …

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Aunt Harriett

This story has disappeared from the Gazette's website, and some people are having trouble finding it on The Wayback Machine. Here's a backup …

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Brett Loses Another One (MST3KU 52)

Brett loses yet another motion with no basis in either the facts or the law. His motion for a new trial in the state case against Walker, Hoge, McCain, and Akbar has been denied.

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MST3KU 51

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Equal Time

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Remember Where You Read It

Oh, no! Mr. Bill!

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Some Musicians Have All the Luck (MST3KU 49)

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Res Judicata

We can remember Team Kimberlin making fun of W. J. J. Hoge's use of res judicata during the hearing on Schmalfeldt's motion to amend the first peace order, but Hoge won. Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, and Hoge also used res judicata as one element of their defenses against Brett's racketeering suit, saying that their earlier win in state court settled certain issues.

Now Brett wants to try his hand at using it to prevent Dan Backer and DB Capitol Strategies from seeking attorneys' fee in the racketeering case, but …

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Collateral Estupid

Collateral Estupid

Note: The title was ripped of from Dr_Mike's comment on this subject at Hogewash.
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Timing

So Brett let the deadline to oppose Hogie-Wan's motion to dismiss the Electric Boogaloo racketeering lawsuit go by without filing anything with the court. We're guessing that he's figured out that his complaint is a disaster and that he's busy trying to put together an amended complaint. Also, after the same judge just bench slapped him over having Hoge in the first racketeering suit, Brett may have figured out that letting Hoge go saves his claim of the court having diversity jurisdiction. (Brett and Hoge both live in Maryland; diversity requires that no plaintiff live in the same state as any of the defendants.)

Timing

Or maybe Stacy McCain is right, and Brett is really The World's Worst Pro Se Litigant™.

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I'm Late for a Very Important Date (MST3KU 48)

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Hitler Finds Out, Again ...

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The Search for "Evidence"

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Brett Sent Us a Video Selfie (MST3KU 40)

Earlier this evening, Brett sent a tweet with a video selfie to Aaron Worthing, W. J. J. Hoge, Stacy McCain, and us …

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They're All Too Tall (MST3KU 38)

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No, Brett's on the Left (MST3KU 37)

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MST3KU 34

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Does Brett Measure Up? No. 8

"Kimberlin has failed." "Plaintiff is mistaken." No wonder Brett doesn't cite proper legal authorities …

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We're Still Tweeting

Still Tweets

#Loser

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Eleventy!!!11! (MST3KU 28)

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Does Brett know the difference between a Marshal and a Marshall?

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MST3KU 27

This really is a frame from one of Brett's YouTube videos …

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Doe, DOE, or Doh!

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Next! (2)

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MST3KU 24

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We wonder if Op-Critical will ever do a cover of "Short People"?

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Hitler Finds Out ...

Continuing with our Downfall schtick …

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Brett Kimberlin is a Loser

RICO w00t

And the fool filed another racketeering lawsuit yesterday …

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MST3KU 21

We find it interesting that one of the things Brett complains of in his racketeering lawsuit is being cut out of a State Department program that trains foreign activists.

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An After Action Review

As a former editor of Breitbart Unmasked sometimes says, "Oopsie Poopsie!"

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The Real Brettbunker? (MST3KU 17)

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The Brettbunker is Brett's lair in his mother's basement where he plots his schemes. We've been using scenes from Downfall to represent what goes on there, but this may be more accurate.

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Reckless Disregard for the Truth

Tough Talkin' Bunny

We wonder if Bunny Boy has enough sense to print retractions?

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Rough Week?

Brett had his ass handed to him again in court this week. And in other breaking news, water is wet and the Pope is Catholic.

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MST3KU 15

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Or maybe not …

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Hit a Nerve?

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MST3KU 10

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Given how ineffective his current PR flacks are, Brett must be looking for other options.

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Witness Intimidation?

It may only be a coincidence that the sudden full-court press being applied to W. J. J. Hoge occurred after law enforcement charged Mr. Bill with violating the most recent peace order. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Witness Tampering

One More Thing—Brett has a history of filing a false criminal charge against an opponent immediately before a hearing or trial so that they are arrested at the courthouse. He did it to Seth Allen. He did it to Aaron Walker. And he filed a bogus involuntary mental health petition against his wife that caused her to be arrested after a protective order hearing. Once was bad luck, twice was coincidence, and the third time was enemy action. A fourth time could get very interesting.

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MST3KU 02

Some younger people may not recognize the character shown below. It's Hamilton Burger, the DA in the original Perry Mason TV series. Of course, Mason won almost every time, but Burger actual won two cases on their merits during the 9 year run of the series.

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Meanwhile, ...

None of us are lawyers, but the one we checked with told us that it appears that Stacy McCain's reply that was filed earlier this week should be the last court paper normally allowed under the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure relating to the motions to dismiss Brett's racketeering lawsuit. If that's the case, the judge can now rule on those motions without short-circuiting any party's right to be heard.

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Poetic Justice

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A Pro Tip for Pro Ses

Stacy McCain has referred to Brett as The World's Worst Pro Se Litigant™. Given Mr. Bill's performance, McCain may have Brett a notch lower than he deserves, but it's clear that Pro Se Brett isn't much of a match for Pro Se McCain.

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The Least Interesting Man on the Internet

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BlogBash is Tonight

Don't worry, Brett. We weren't invited either.

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Another Recycled Lie

Brett has several recurring lies about his past lawfare that keep coming up. For a while, he was peddling a tale of a super-secret exoneration of his federal crimes and being paid some sort of settlement. According to the Parole Commission, he's still on parole. His sentence up around Labor Day in 2030.

The bogus story currently being refloated by Ankle Bitter Willie Ferguson is about Brett suing Mark Singer for libel because of "Citizen K." There's no record in any court anywhere of such a lawsuit. Even if the settlement were sealed, the existence of the suit would still be a matter of public record, and the complaint would be available from the docket.

If Brett had won such a libel suit, then he would have been able to claim that quoting from the book was libelous. He hasn't made any such claim as part of his current defamation suits.

Finally, Mark Singer and his publisher Knopf have not made any retractions. Ferguson is full of it.

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Brett's "Teen Dream"

Brett's first disastrous attempt at an album was issued back in the '90s during his first parole. One of the tracks was called "Teen Dream." Here's what Brett said about it in interview published by Washington "City Paper"—“I say things a lot of people are afraid to say. Yeah, ‘Teen Dream’ is about fucking a teenage girl."

Teen Dream

When Brett sued Aaron Walker for defamation, he asked Walker during the trial why Walker thought he was a pedophile. Guess what one of the reasons was.

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Fear

In the Op-Critical music video "Fear Not," Brett sings about being confused and crazy because he doesn't know what to be afraid of …

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Hostis Humani Generis

In rereading W. J. J. Hoge's blog history of Brett's lawfare, we were struck by Brett's choice of a pirate-themed fundraising website. Brett's self-identifying as a pirate seems appropriate. Pirates are outlaws. They are hostis humani generis, that is, enemies of mankind.

While piracy is no joke, we are willing to join in Hoge's teasing Brett about the dangers that can face a pirate.

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The Dread P_____ Kimberlin

For the past three years, Hoge has been referring to Brett as The Dread P_____ Kimberlin, where the p-word can be Pirate, Pedo, Pro-Se, or Performer, depending on the context. He recently put up a post that explains where he's coming from.

TDPK

We think that we'll probably mostly stick with our Pro Se Dog and Downfall riffs for the time being.
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No Snow Day Needed

About a year ago, Brett went crying to the judge in his racketeering case for extra time because of snow days.

Really. He did.

This year, he seems to have got ahead of the weather.

Inclement Weather 2015

The recycled image from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked is used without permission.

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Brett Don't Need No Stinkin' Rules

While looking through the online docket of Brett's racketeering case on PACER, it doesn't take long before it's obvious that Brett believes "the rules" don't apply to him. By "the rules" we mean any rules—the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Federal Rules of Evidence, the court's Local Rules, or, especially, the rules of logic.

Brett's Special

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Meanwhile, Back at the Brettbunker ...

Our spycam in the Brettbunker passed this along. Given what's happened during the past few weeks, we suspect that Brett may be losing patience with Mr. Bill.

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A Legend in His Own Mind

Brett thinks he's a shrewd, talented, clever, and powerful Count-Dooku-class badass.

He's wrong. Very, very wrong.

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Brett's Still Waiting

Brett talked about his attempts to have Mr. Bill harass us by getting our Twitter accounts suspended in the opposition he filed to Stacy McCain's motion to dismiss Brett's racketeering lawsuit. He said that he's waiting for our @WatchfulAvenger account to be taken down.

It hasn't happened yet.

Frankenstein

Heh. It looks like his Frankenstein Monster of a case is getting away from him.

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Brett Attacks the First Amendment. Again.

Last year, Brett complained to the judge in his racketeering case that some of the defendants had said mean things about him on the Interwebz. The judge was not impressed. Brett's trying the same thing again.

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Coordinating Lawfare and LOLfare

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So Bad It Isn't Even Wrong!

The title of this post was inspired by a quote from the physicist Wolfgang Pauli that we saw over at Hogewash. When we read Brett opposition to Stacy McCain's motion to dismiss, we were amazed to see how scatterbrained it is, even for one of Brett's filings. We weren't amazed at its meanness. Given Brett's history, …

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So That's What's Been Happening

Brett has filed an opposition to Stacy McCain's motion to dismiss, and it turns out that we have a supporting role in the drama.

Brett Racketeering ECF259

We note that the message was forwarded to Brett. Our working hypothesis is that Mr. Bill was the person who initiated the bogus complaint with Twitter.

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We Think the Judge Gets It

There's been a lot of comments on the Interwebz that have been critical of how the court has handled motions and such for Brett's federal racketeering lawsuit. While we haven't agreed with everything the court has done, we are encouraged that Judge Hazel knows that he dealing with a liar for a plaintiff. This comment from a footnote in one of his orders indicates that he is getting a good grip on the case.

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Speaking of Forgeries

Forgery runs throughout Team Kimberlin. Brett's been caught during the past year forging court documents.

Speaking of Forgeries

Given that a forgery conviction figures into the 51+ year aggregated sentence Brett received and given that his unsupervised parole extend to the end of his sentence in 2030, engaging in forgery is kind of risky behavior on his part.

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Yet More Courtroom Follies

Here are some scenes from the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. trial that demonstrate his courtroom klutziness.

Yet More

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More Courtroom Follies

It's obvious from his record that Brett is a lousy litigator. He doesn't know how to present his case effectively, and he seems to know even less about how to prepare it.

He had this exchange during a hearing that resulted in 5 of the 7 claims in his state lawsuit against Walker, et al. being thrown out on summary judgment.

More Follies

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Brett's Real Complaint

There are certain themes that recur throughout Brett's life …

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Pro Se Dog in Action

There are rule of evidence that apply in a court of law. They determine what is and isn't admissible in a proceeding. Brett's failure to play by the rules has meant that much of his "evidence" never gets before the court. For example, consider this exchange from last summer's defamation trial …

In Action

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Brett's Real Motivation?

Looking back over the suspicions related to "Jessica," the murder of her grandmother, the presumed connections between that murder and the Speedway Bombings, Mrs. Kimberlin's allegation of statutory rape, etc., it's interesting to see what Brett complained of during a hearing in his state lawsuit last year.

Emotional Distress

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Mr. BIll's Forgery Follies, Part Duex

Mr. Bill’s forgery claims don’t seem to be getting any real world traction.

Forgered Letter

Mr. Bill’s story has more holes than all the cheese in Switzerland.

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Brett: Wannabe Musician

Brett has been trying—and failing—at a career in music since he got out of prison the first time back in the ‘90s.

Day Job

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Meanwhile, Back At The Brettbunker ...

We managed to listen in on a recent strategy session in the Brettbunker (aka Mom’s Basement) …

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When "Jessica" Was 10, 11, 12 ...

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Who Do You Believe?

Brett has been screwing up service of process left and right in all of his recent lawfare. It appears that he neglected to serve Stacy McCain with the second amended complaint in his federal racketeering lawsuit within the time allowed, but is trying to have McCain found in default anyway.

McCain is pointing out that Brett doesn’t even have forged evidence to support that claim.

WhoDoYou

Pro Tip: Never try to outcrazy Stacy McCain.

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Brett's Filing Follies

Brett is making some interesting unforced errors in his federal racketeering lawsuit.

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Nothing in Particular

Brett has filed his massive state and federal lawsuits complaining of a vast conspiracy to do him harm, but when pressed about who did what, when they did it, and how he was damaged, he never seems to be able to come up with any evidence.

Nothing in Particular
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Brett's Jihad Against Aaron Walker

Brett claims that those of us who tell the truth about him are really spinning false narratives. The truth is, Brett is a liar and the source all the falsity, lies, and bullshit associated with him and his lawfare.

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Does Brett Measure Up? No. 6

One of the defendants in Brett’s racketeering lawsuit is a journalist named Mandy Nagy. Ms. Nagy suffered a stroke last year and is slowly recovering. Because of her enormous medical bills, she will probably be judgment proof for the rest of her life. Even if he were to win the suit against her, he’d never receive a dime. Since Ms. Nagy is not able to participate in her own defense, Brett is seek to have her mother substituted as defendant on Ms. Nagy’s behalf.

DBMU6

This is a marvelous example of the kind of legal terrorism Brett engages in.

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Brett Sez We Cheated

Brett has filed a letter with the judge in his racketeering lawsuit asking to reopen the case with respect to Lynn Thomas. Mrs. Thomas was the individual that he named as Kimberlin Unmasked in that case. Although he reached a settlement with here and dismissed her fro the case, he wants to punish her because of the existence of this website.

Mrs. Thomas has nothing to do with the current version of Kimberlin Unmasked.

All of the original material found here and on the companion Twitter account has been lifted from the Internet. (Google and The Wayback Machine are very useful.)

New Site

Brett should rein in his petty meanness before it caused him more trouble than he can imagine.

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Brett Wants A Do-Over

Brett is a loser, and he doesn’t like it.

He thought he had worked out a great deal to shut down the satirical criticism coming from Kimberlin Unmasked, but he didn’t figure all the angles. The Original Kimberlin Unmasked site is gone, but we’ve taken its place. The Original @kimberlinunmask Twitter account was closed, but we grabbed the handle before Brett could. Now, he’s trying to punish Lynn Thomas, one of the people he claims was part of the Original Kimberlin Unmasked for his lack of foresight.

ECF 248

This will not work out well for Brett.

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Brett's Hoplophobia?

One of the donation-raising scams that Brett has tried over the past couple of years was NRAWatch.org. The now defunct website tried to piggyback on the to-do following the Newtown shootings. It featured a petition drive, led by Mr. Bill of all people, to outlaw advertising of guns to children. (Note: One must be 18 to buy a rifle or shotgun in the U. S.; one must be 21 to acquire a handgun.)

Brett hasn’t always been anti-gun. He owned a small arsenal back in his dope dealing days—even though at the time he was banned from possessing firearms because of his prior felony conviction for perjury.

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Lawfare v. Lawyers ... and Others

Brett should have picked on someone his own size. We suppose his problem was finding someone of small enough stature.

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Patterico, Aaron Walker, Ali Akbar, W. J. J. Hoge, (non-party) Ace, and Stacy McCain aren’t the only defendants pushing back twice as hard.
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Brett Needs a Lawyer

Mr. Bill isn’t the only member of Team Kimberlin who’s lawfare is falling on hard times. Brett lost his state defamation suit against Walker, et al., and he’s now well on his way to losing his federal racketeering lawsuit. It’s one thing to lose a lawsuit. It’s something else to lose and be sanctioned—and the remaining defendants in the racketeering suit all seem to be looking for sanctions against Brett. Given that he has forged a summons and altered evidence, sanctions are a real possibility.

Needs a Lawyer

The graphic is from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked and is used without permission.

Neal Rauhauser’s Theory of Lawfare didn’t allow for defendants who punch back twice as hard. Or harder.

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Brett's Lawfare Strategy

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Why Is Brett Suing Pro Se?

Now that Brett has lost his state Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. lawsuit and is well on the way to losing his federal racketeering case, we wonder if he’s stopped to count the cost of his lawfare. He spent over a year suing the people he believed were Kimberlin Unmasked, settling that case—and then seeing this website appear.

Why ProSe

Hoge used to ask how Brett thought his brass knuckles reputation management was working. From our point of view, it’s failing. Miserably.

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Brett's Twilight

As we piece together the timeline of Brett’s lawfare over the past few years, we’ve found some interesting coincidences. For example, essentially all of the songs initially recorded by Brett’s band Op-Critical were hard rock protest songs. One of the outliers was a song called “Twilight Angel” that he tried to promote for the soundtrack of one of the Twilight movies. It was just as Brett started trying to promote that song that he took to the courts to sue Seth Allen claiming that Allen had defamed him by calling him a pedophile. (BTW, Seth Allen never did.)

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Brett Isn't Charlie

As near as we can tell, none of the members of Team Kimberlin have actually come out and condemned the terrorist attack on the Charlie Hebdo offices last week. There have been a few posts about things that were happening, but nothing the we can find speaking out against the Islamofascist attack on free expression. Here’s a sampling …

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Channeling Woody

Channeling Woody

We doubt that Brett has any interest in real justice whether through music or any other means.

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Brett & Mohammed

It’s interesting that Brett latched on to Aaron Walker’s participation in Everyone Draw Mohammed just after the Charlie Hebdo offices were firebombed back in 2011.

Brett and Mo

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Team Kimberlin Swaps Some Tweets

Question asked and answered …

Don't Invade Manassas

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Whining About Terrorism

Team Kimberlin is putting on a display of faux rage over the comparisons being drawn between Brett and his fellow terrorists.

Speedway

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More Defendants Reply

Brett has tried to get information about his enemies into court documents because they are public records that can be published (unless they are sealed). Just think of the acres of paperwork about Brett now available because he chose to vexatiously sue a couple of dozen defendants in his federal racketeering lawsuit.

More Defendant Reply

We wonder if the Streisand Effect should be renamed in Brett honor?

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RICO Defendants Reply

RICO Reply 1

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#JeSuisCharlie

Je suis Charlie
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Baghdad Blog is on the Job

Brett’s PR guy tries to get out in front of the Charlie Hebdo story …

Blob re Charlie

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Thug vs. Thug

Thug v Thug
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Lawsuits for the Rest of Their Lives?

Brett’s loss in a Maryland state court last August didn’t seem to teach him the right lesson.

Brett Plots Revenge

Now, he not only has no evidence, he has a settled lawsuit. We bet that Hoge won’t be the only defendant in the federal racketeering lawsuit who raises the doctrine of res judicata.
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Does Brett Know Who He's Suing?

Does he even care? Or is it really random, unfocused terrorism just like the Speedway Bombings?

Who is Brett Suing

Brett was unable to shutdown Kimberlin Unmasked with his lawfare. He looks to be headed to a similar disaster in his bumbling attempt to identify “Ace.” His suit names a blog called “Ace of Spades.” The actual name of the blog we think he wanted to target is “Ace of Spades HQ,” and we think the anonymous blogger he wanted to target is called “Ace.” With no more amendments allowed to his complaint, he stuck suing what he sued originally, a possibly non-existent entity.

Brett has put the “Doh!” in John Doe.

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Brett's Girlfriend

Speaking of things that Brett doesn’t want people to talk about …

Brett's Girlfriend
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Team Kimberlin's Greatest Moments No. 5

Brett stalks his enemies and then, to borrow a phrase from Stacy McCain, accuses his accusers.

Great Moments 5
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Team Kimberlin's Greatest Moments Nos. 2, 3, and 4

Brett hasn’t won a single case he’s filed that made it to the Circuit Court in Montgomery County.

Great Moments 234

BTW, Brett was forced to drop his peace order petition against John Norton when it was appealed to the Circuit Court, and he lost the appeal of the protective order petition he filed against his wife.

And Another Thing—The common theme through all his losing lawsuits is claims presented without any evidence to back them.

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Following the Money

Follow the Money
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Does Brett Measure Up? No. 5

DBMU5
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Does Brett Measure Up? No. 4

DBMU4

Of course, Brett really punches well below his weight.
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Does Brett Measure Up? No. 3

DBMU3
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Does Brett Measure Up? No. 2

DBMU2
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Does Brett Measure Up?

DBMU1
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Is Brett Lonely on the Internet?

One of the themes that runs through Mark Singer’s Citizen K, Brett’s authorized biography, is that Brett tend to overinflate his importance in many situations, claiming undue credit of things. Here’s an example of that continuing behavior from the VelvetRevolution.US website. “POE” stand for Protect Our Elections, one of the scams run by VRUS.

Nobody Reads VRUS

The guy in the lower right is Kevin Zeese, the Green Party Cabinet Shadow Attorney General and hanger-on at VRUS. He’s one of the named plaintiffs in a nuisance suit filed against the Federal Elections Commission. He has identified himself in that suit as a lawyer for POE.
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Fast Away the Old Year Passes

New Years Predictions
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Brett's Losing Lawfare

Losing Lawfare
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In Their Own Words

Whether spouting bogus predictions, ignoring their Leader’s past, “encouraging” others to do likewise, or hoping to piggyback on his lawfare …

Downfall Team
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More Than Twice As Hard

Brett whined about his face being photoshopped onto a Nazi uniform in his nonsensical copyright lawsuit against the Original Kimberlin Unmasked. What has that lawsuit bought him? More Streisand Effect, that’s what.

Brett can sue, but he can’t hide his past. Brett can sue, but he can’t stop people from publicizing his present activities. Brett can sue, but he can’t win.

Downfall of Lawfare

Brett didn’t like his face on a Hitler Youth uniform. No problem. We’ve promoted him to the big guy himself and made him the star of his own Downfall parodies. And his buddies are all getting supporting roles: Rauhauser as Goebbels, Mr. Bill as Bormann, Bunny Boy as Burgdorf, and others to follow.
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Pro Se Dog Christmas

Xmas14

The Original Kimberlin Unmasked artwork is used without permission.
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The Real Problem

If you want to know what the real burr under Brett’s saddle is, you should read the transcript of the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. lawsuit and pay attention to the questions he asked his daughter when he put her on the stand.

The Real Problem
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Finger Pointing

Brett’s big plans fail. Whether it’s smuggling 5+ tons of dope or engaging in lawfare, he comes up short.

Finger Pointing
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Brett Haz Sad ...

Brett Haz Sad

The Hogie-Wan image is from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked and is used without permission.
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Hitler Finds Out ...

Hitler Finds Out
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In the Brettbunker

Brettbunker Rage

And there are more Downfall themed posts to come.
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Res Judicata

Imagine the scene in the Brettbunker (aka, Mom’s Basement) when Brett finds out that the legal doctrine of res judicata applies in his federal racketeering lawsuit to the defendants who beat him in state court. That doctrine says that once a matter is decided, it’s decided. Final decisions are final and not to be tried again in another court.

Downfall No 2
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A Postcard From Berlin

Brett complained in his ridiculous copyright lawsuit that the Original Kimberlin Unmasked had been “superimposing Plaintiff’s face on to other backgrounds, for example in a Nazi uniform.”

We’ve found some interesting stills from the movie “Downfall” …

Downfall No 1
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You Oughta Be in Pictures

Back in 2012, Brett claimed that a guy named John Norton had been lurking in the bushes around his mom’s house (where Brett lives in the basement) and that Norton had taken pictures of Brett and his daughter. Brett managed to get a peace order, but it was overturned on appeal when Brett withdrew his petition rather than have to testify under oath about what actually happened.

Brett is still lying about what happened.

Norton
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It's Your Question

The transcript of the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. trial can be found online. It’s a very clear demonstration that reason Brett has lost almost all of this “over a hundred” lawsuits is that he has no idea how to effectively make his case before a judge or jury. Very early in his examination of Aaron Walker, he gave Walker a chance to explain why Brett’s case was phony.

Your Question
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What's In A Name?

Brett’s complaint names a blog called “Ace of Spades” as a defendant in his federal racketeering lawsuit. That has created a bit of a problem for him.

Whats in a name
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Brett's Burden of Proof

While reading through Brett’s recently filed opposition to the motions to dismiss his federal racketeering lawsuit, we were struck by his claim that the court should rule against the defendants because they have not proved their innocence.

Burden of Proof
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A Postcard From Our Lexicographer

We received this in the mail yesterday.

That Word
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Unsettling Settlements

Brett has filed and lost over a hundred lawsuits, so he probably understands that his federal racketeering lawsuit is as much a loser as the state case he filed against Aaron Walker, W. J. J. Hoge, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and Kimberlin Unmasked. (That would be the Original Kimberlin Unmasked, not us.) He’s managed to con some of the federal defendants into settling with him, and he’s gained some shutuppery at the margins.

He wasn’t very smart in the way he structured his settlement with the two people he thought were the Original Kimberlin Unmasked. He asked for some stuff that they were willing to give him, but it turned out that he blew it. We don’t know the terms of that settlement, and, so far as we know, the alleged Original Kimberlin Unmasked people have lived up to their part of the bargain, but it’s clear from the existence of this blog and the revived @Kimberlinunmask Twitter account that Brett didn’t get what he really wanted.

Unsettling Settlements

We don’t have a dog, pro se or otherwise, in that fight, but we are rooting for one side over the other. We hope that the other defendants will stick it out until Brett’s lawfare is defeated. Meanwhile, we intend to have more fun at Brett’s expense and the expense of the other members of Team Kimberlin.
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Brett's Butthurt

Brett’s sense of entitlement causes him to believe that any adverse statements made about him should be subject to legal sanctions.

No Fair

The Hogie-Wan image is from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked and is used without permission.
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Brett Whines Some More

A letter has surfaced that appears to be from Brett to the judge in his federal racketeering lawsuit. It isn’t shown on the case docket yet. In the letter Brett whines about Patterico commenting on the case on his blog and asks for sanctions. He tried the same trick earlier this year, and the judge told him he had no basis for his complaining.

Butthurt
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For What It's Worth

FWIW

The parody For What It’s Worth parody lyrics are by W. J. J. Hoge and are used without permission.
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Pro Se Dog Bites Himself: Fit the Fourth

Brett and Team Kimberlin haven’t a clue who is behind this blog. A penny for their thoughts on the matter would be overpayment. Meanwhile, our fun with their follies continues …

Fit the Fourth

The parody For What It’s Worth lyrics are by W. J. J. Hoge and are used without permission.
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Pro Se Dog Bites Himself: Strike Three

Here’s another example of Brett using an exhibit which not only doesn’t support his allegation—it refutes his story.

Strike Three
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Pro Se Dog Bites Himself: Part Deux

Brett had lots of extra time (with the two extensions he was granted) to craft his omnibus opposition to the motions to dismiss his racketeering lawsuit. And yet, it seems to be a rushed and disjointed effort.

Part Deux

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The Original Five

Brett has filed his omnibus opposition to all the motions to dismiss his federal racketeering lawsuit. And now, the defendants contemplate their replies.

Contemplate Reply
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Pro Se Dog Bites Himself

Brett may have filed over a hundred lawsuits, but he’s won almost none of them. His amazing inadvertent admission in his motion for a new trial in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. case—that the defendants had published factual information about him—shows how poorly he plans. In order to prove his case, he must show that the defendants’ statements were false. But if they’re factual …

Dog Bites Dog

No wonder he’s such a loser.
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Like Sands Through an Hourglass ...

Time is almost up for Brett to get his paperwork in to oppose the pile of motions to dismiss his racketeering lawsuit.

Deadline

Last year, Brett moaned about having to get court papers filed during the Christmas holiday season. This year, the defendants will be the ones working through Christmas and New Year’s. Brett probably thinks that is some sort of victory.

The Hogie-Wan image is from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked and is used without permission.
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Brett's Mental Well-Being

Poor Brett! He claims that the Defendants he is suing in his federal racketeering case have injured his mental well-being.

Mental Wll-Being

Brett has until until the court closes on Monday to file his opposition to all of the motions to dismiss his lawsuit. Since he has dismissed the suit (with prejudice) against the individuals he claimed were Kimberlin Unmasked and since we have not been served with anything, Kimberlin Unmasked no longer considers itself a party to the lawsuit. Still, we are interested, and we look forward to reading his not-to-exceed-50-page document.
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Musician, Composer, Producer

Brett has been struggling to have a career in music for around twenty years. He has complained that the publicity he has received because of his lawfare has been bad for his business.

Perhaps, but it seems more likely that poorly produced recordings of songs with creeptastic lyrics sung by someone with an unattractive voice may be responsible for a greater part of his failure.

Brett_on_Mike
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Brett Kimberlin and the Meaning of "Is"

One of the major goals of Brett’s lawfare is to identify his perceived enemies who speak and write about him anonymously of pseudonymously. He has been after the blogger Ace who blogs at Ace of Spades HQ for several years. All this year, he has been outmaneuvered at every turn by Ace and his legal counsels. One problem that Brett has is that he identified the Ace of Spades blog rather than any person as the defendant in his RICO lawsuit.

Hypertechnical
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Pro Se Dog Wants a New Trial

David Weigel reported that immediately after losing the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. trial last August, Brett proclaimed eternal lawfare against the defendants in that case. Since then, he has dropped that suit against the two individuals that he thought were the Original Kimberlin Unmasked, thinking that in doing so he would shutdown Kimberlin Unmasked. Brett is an even worse strategist than he is a lawyer.

He’s now trying to extend his lawfare against the other defendants. First, he appealed the case. Now, he’s asking for a new trial.

New Trial

Even if you get a new trial, you’ll still have to find some admissible, probative evidence, Brett. Get ready to lose again. Motion, appeal, trial, whatever.
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Come On, Pro Se, File Your Loco Motions

Brett Kimberlin has been cluttering up the docket of his racketeering lawsuit against the National Bloggers Club and 23 19 other defendants. He has been hit with ten or so motions to dismiss, and the judge has ordered him to file a single “omnibus” opposition memorandum. It was originally due in October, but it’s now due next Monday.

In recognitions of that deadline, Kimberlin Unmasked offers the following song parody. The words are by John Hoge. The first panel is from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked. Both are used without permission. The second panel of from the original site is not available, but we were able to find a cover version by Op-Critical.

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locomotions2

Come on, come on, do the loco motions with me.
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The Backstory

There may some people coming to this blog who are new to the story of Brett’s lawfare. In order to help them pick up the thread of the tale, this has been recycled from the Original Kimberlin Unmasked.

The Backstory

Yes, Brett, there are lots of copies of the postings from the original site. Much of the good stuff is backed up online, and it will be recycled here from time to time.
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Jedi Mind Tricks

Brett Kimberlin thought that he could permanently silence one of the voices raised against him.

The Power of the Farce

I’m reasonably certain that Brett will try to shut down this site.

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can imagine.”
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Great Moments In Brett's Litigation Career

When you read the transcript of the Kimberlin v Walker, et al. trial held last August, you’ll find some wonderful bits of irony and humor. A great deal can be found in Stacy McCain’s testimony. (Pro Tip: Never try to outcrazy Stacy McCain!) Some of it came from the judge.

TickingBomb
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Brett the Invincible

Brett is persistent. Or maybe he isn’t smart enough to know when he’s beaten. I see that he’s not only appealing his loss in the state case against Aaron Walker and the others, but he’s also asking for a new trial.

Invincible

Of course, this bit of satire may be inapt. The Black Knight had enough sense to call it a draw.
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Brett the Litigator

So how is that pro se stuff really workin’ for ya’, Brett?

Eye_Opener
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On Being Pro Se

Pro se is Latin meaning “for oneself.” There are generally two reasons why someone winds up representing himself in court. The first is that one simply cannot afford a lawyer. The second is that no lawyer is willing to take the case.

When a lawyer makes a representation to a court, he does so with the understanding that he has made a reasonable effort to investigate the facts behind any claims that are made. He puts his reputation and, possibly, his license to practice law on the line.

There is reasonable evidence that Kimberlin has the assets to pay for a lawyer if he had to.
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El Cucaracha

Overnight, Brett checked into the @Kimberlinunmask Twitter account for some stimulating conversation. He apparently doesn’t like me.

@WhoIsNumberNone #0
@Kimberlinunmask You're one of Hoggy's cockroaches. That's good enough for me... @AaronWorthing
12:50 AM - 15 Nov 2014

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One More Thing—Spanish is my fifth language, and I’m not as fluent as I wish, but I do know that cucaracha is feminine. However, El Cucaracha seems to be a better name for a possible recurring character for this blog.

And Another Thing—Is there any truth to the rumor that Op-Critical is releasing a cover of this classic?

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Hello, World!

When I read about the settlement of the bogus copyright suit that Brett Kimberlin filed, I assumed that the kimberlinumasked dot com website and @Kimberlinunmask Twitter accounts might be affected. When I attempted to view the Twitter account, I got a message saying the account was gone rather than the usual notice that the count was protected. I grabbed the account handle for myself rather than let Kimberlin or one of his buddies take it.

I was unable to get the kimberlinunmasked dot com domain, but I was able to register this domain.

I don’t like the idea of Brett Kimberlin shutting down discussion about himself. This website will make a contribution to maintaining an ongoing conversation about him. The site’s chief weapon is satire … satire and facts … facts and satire … our two weapons are facts and satire … and ruthless mockery … our three weapons are facts, satire, and ruthless mockery … and an almost fanatical devotion to the First Amendment … our four ... no ... amongst our weapons ... amongst our weaponry ... are such elements as facts, satire …

Why don’t I go work on building the site?
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